Monday, June 18th 2012Weather Clear skies, with a bit of a southwest breeze.
Citizens are advised to avoid shadowed areas, and are advised to stay indoors behind proofing High 17°C and a low of 11°C (63deg;F/52°F)
Current Moon Phase: Waning Crescent
Morning sirens go off at 5:11am, and evening sirens are at 9:16pm.
News & Advertisements- Police were baffled this morning when just after morning sirens they were called to the scene of a bizarre criminal apprehension. Elvis, Leron and Seymour Boomhausen, three brothers and employed farm hands, were found with trace evidence of key ingredients of methamphetamine on their person, as well as directions to a disused farm building which was confirmed by police as the brothers’ meth lab. Authorities also seized a considerable amount of methamphetamine which they believe was too great to be for personal use.
What makes the apprehension so extraordinary is the way that the brothers were found. After a call from concerned citizens, officers arrived to find the three brothers tied to a lamp post, and the only clue to the identity of the one responsible was found in the form of a message carved on a nearby door:
Thank the Titans. HIS.“I have no idea who he is,” Sylvia Simms, a witness who came across the trio told this reporter. “I was just out walking my dog and suddenly I saw these three men tied up and apparently they were his. It seems very peculiar. I wonder if it's an actual titan of some sort, you never know with newcomers these days...”
The Boomhausen brothers have been remanded in custody, charged with possession with intent to supply. A hearing has been scheduled for next month.
- Several reports claim that ooze monsters and small, swimming mutation creatures have been slithering out of open drains and toilet tanks. One hysterical woman had to be rushed to the emergency room after a frantic 911 call, claiming that something had crawled up out of the toilet tank and “slithered up inside of her”. Scans at Siren’s Port General Hospital found nothing to support her claims.
- Amidst the reports of darkness monsters striking during daylight come the occasional heartening stories about citizens in the Port helping one another out. Passengers at the Fable Way subway station today were attacked by the creatures as they stood waiting for their train. Fortunately, also waiting for the train was a group of SERO security guards, who beat the monsters into submission with taser-rod nightsticks before anyone was hurt.
-In other news, this morning’s peace was shattered when three horses were found wandering freely around the city. Sky, Strawberry and Dinky Hooves the Shetland were chased for three hours before they were finally rounded up in Grayson’s Orchard and returned to their paddock. No one can explain how the intrepid trio made their break for freedom, but all three were none the worse for wear after their exciting adventure.
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