Siren's Pull

[This is a video, recording from the top of a roof--just a bit of sky, at first, but then Sirius readjusts it, his wand held between his teeth--a shaky bit of footage, and he sets it beside him on the edge of said roof before taking his wand from between his teeth with a very officious air.]

[In a Deep Announcer Voice, first:] Hell-lo, Siren's Port, it’s partly sunny with a few overhead clouds and the groundhog's not seen his shadow again and there was a massive accident and some hulking creature ran amok before being arrested for the secon-- no, sorry, the third time and everyone poured their same orange juice into their same glass again this morning and in case you've not been paying attention, it's been well established that we're now existing in some sort of mad loopy time thinger, yeah?

And everyone is complaining about this? 'Cos actually, if you think about it, it's brilliant. Not if you were doing something disgusting yesterday, and if that's the case, that's your own fault for not living a more interesting life, let that be on your head. Me, I had a lovely day, and I'm having another, thanks for asking--and it's made even more lovely with the knowledge that my possibilities are absolutely infinite. No matter what I do, no matter what's done to me, I will wake up tomorrow morning. I got absolutely smashed last night, and I woke up without any sort of hangover. A world without hangovers!

This is the hour of mad success, my friends, triumph over death and consequences and hangovers, so we really ought to take full advantage of it before someone clever works out the solution. Jump off roofs, for a warm-up, then find a bridge to jump from, then go down to the zoo and tease lions or dragons or whatever they've got that's really big and deadly--hack a hole in the ice out at the lake and go for a swim--drink everything at some unlucky pub and not pay for a single drink--run through traffic--get speeding tickets and eat them--break windows--a load of really, really, really dangerous things, and that's just today.

So in, sum, for my next trick--farewell, and it was nice knowing you all! See you today, but tomorrow! [And with that bit of cleverness, he jumps to his feet--precarious on the edge of the ledge--and kicks at his NV, which knocks it over, turns it off, and possibly breaks it.]