youfartknocker: (the files are in the computer)
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[ His NV is propped up against a rock, a limp doll that has stains of something that could either be blood or alcohol (or a combination of both), recording the scene. He attempts to sneak up on the lion at the beach, bare feet moving surprisingly noiselessly against the sand. A little white and red ball is in his hand.

The Great Lion stands, overlooking the on-coming waves. His eyes are upon the horizon, a distant look coloring those tawny features. As of yet, he seems unaware of the one who aspires to catch him off guard. ]


Uh- you're mine, dude. Uh, huh huh.

[ He stands, chucking the ball at Aslan. It expands in mid-air, opening in anticipation to capture the lion in front of him.

The Lion turns his head, and when the ball strikes him between the eyes, it falls harmlessly to the ground. He does not move, merely stares and says nothing. ]


Uh- lame. Did these things, like, break or something? Uh, huh huh.

[ He walks towards Aslan to pick up the ball again.

This continues for a while. ]
youfartknocker: (hey baby)
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[ He's sitting on a bench in the poorest sector, graffiti and probably dried blood on the broken wood. ]

Uh, huh huh huh. Dying's cool.

Uh, huh huh huh. It was the only, like, good thing about that stupid concert. Uh, huh huh. The music was almost as bad as, uh, that stupid Fall Out Boy band.

I'm, like, immortal, baby. Uh, huh huh huh. So, like, come bask in my knowledge of the after-life. Uh, huh huh. I'm gonna score.

[ Yep he was at that concert that killed everyone. And only just this morning came back from the dead. ]
youfartknocker: (silently screams)
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 Uh, huh huh huh. I'm gonna be cool. Uh, huh huh huh. [ It's after sirens, and Butt-Head is leaning against a dirty wall in a dimly lit room with a good portion of his neck gone. He doesn't seem very affected by it, though- yet, anyway. ]

Hey, babies. Uh, huh huh- [ He winces, bringing a hand up to his neck. ] Sweet. Uh, huh huh huh.

I can, like, see everything clearly now. Uh, huh huh huh. That guy really was, like, a werewolf. Uh, huh huh huh. [ There's a soft roar (of his Onix, if anybody talked to him on his intro post and heard it) before the feed ends. 

Also, good luck getting information out of him. And John Watson will be saving his sorry ass, but feel free to like ... bitch at him or something. He didn't learn his lesson back home about going to men in alleyways about getting turned into a supernatural being. At least he didn't get rabies this time. ]

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