sirenspull | Entries tagged with !: keigo asano

[During his time in Siren's Port, Keigo has come to the network crying over various slights both real and imagined, been coerced through blackmail and magical Halloween costumes into declaring horribly embarrassing things, and spent more time shouting into his NV than is generally advisable.

But today - today is a good day!]

Guess what? I have a date!

[A slight pause.]

With a girl!

[Another slight pause.]

My age!

[He waits for the congratulations to come pouring in.]

((OOC: Date and girl are real, but NPC, because nobody really wants to subject their character to a romance with Keigo. Disbelief, however, is expected and highly welcome.))

asano_san

[There are three things that are notable about this post.

1. Keigo is looking frantic, even for him.

2. He has an impressive zit on the end of his nose.

3. The bit of background scenery showing behind his head looks like the point where a roof meets the sky.]

Guys?

GUYS?!

What's happening to me? I'm not supposed to fly!

asano_san

Hey, everyone out there, my friend from home needs a job. Kojima Mizuiro. He got here last month and he hasn't found one yet.

He's-

He's-

[This next part is really hard to admit.

But getting Mizuiro a job is more important. Someone just experienced the sticker shock of paying rent for the first time after his discount for living with a greeter disappeared along with the greeter.

That doesn't make Keigo any less visibly sad when he says it.]

He's really popular with women. He'll probably bring them into your business.

I know someone out there must want to hire him! Tell me and I'll send him to you. As soon as you can!

asano_san

[The video jumps and jitters as its subject runs down the sidewalk.]

I-I was walking to-

[A quick shake of his head. That's not the most important part!]

There was a scream!

N-no! A roar!

[He still seems at a loss, searching for words to describe the horrors he's seen.

In the end, there's only one thing the Port needs to know. He's starting to get out of breath, but he musters up a final shout.]

GIANT RED MONSTER!

((Given his heightened spiritual awareness, Keigo sees Grellzilla for the rampaging beast he is. Others may wonder what he is smoking that he's turning unfortunate weather conditions into monsters.))

asano_san

[Compared to a lot of the Port this month, Keigo's been in good health, and only has to sniffle and cough a few times during his post. Life with a rampaging guilt sickness is pretty easy when you blame everyone else for your problems.]

What's the point of making new friends here when they all leave you behind? First Kazuma. Now Takuto's gone.

So who's next? Anyone else want to make friends with me so you can go home and forget all about me later?

asano_san

That was the worst birthday ever! None of my so-called friends noticed and the only thing I got was a prank. Do you know how many doors I had to go through to get to a bathroom? That's not a birthday gift!

asano_san

[You know the drill. It's ask the network a question time!]

Hey, everyone. What do you do when your roommate is TRYING TO GET RID OF YOU SO HE CAN GO OFF AND BE IN LOVE WITHOUT EVER HAVING TO THINK ABOUT YOU AGAIN?!

[With a side of over-dramatic whining.]