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What do we have here?

Hello, Siren's Port.

I don't know you yet, but it seems you know me. Will tells me I've been here before. Well, isn't that just deadly? I don't remember it at all. Maybe I've suffered some kind of tragic memory loss, like I fell off a horse and onto the ground, the brambles ripping my dress and... Then, my Will, dressed in a poet's shirt and tight pants finds me and...

AH-AH... HOW ROMANTIC...

[Grell swoons dramatically, disappearing from the shot. Then, he re-appears.]

Well, whatever happened, I'm here.

Tell me more stories about ME!

deathknellgrell

Hello, hello, hello! This is very important! Everyone STOP what you're doing and listen! There's no telling how ~long~ this will last, so I need to know:

[ Grell Sutcliff is bouncing (literally) in front of the screen. Like so many others in Siren's Port, he's experienced a change. ]

How do I get pregnant IMMEDIATELY?

[ Almost as an afterthought: ]

Oh - and I'll need a father, too! If there are any actual men left in this city. My MAN is MISSING something critical--

Grell Sutcliff!

[ The usual cold voice of William T. Spears comes out as a shriek! ]

deathknellgrell

Ooooh, Siren's Port! Hel~looooooo! ♥

I've got a job proposition for some lucky person. You too can be - a Magical Girl!

Fight witches! Wear ~adorable outfits~! And gain fantastic powers! For instance, I've got HUNK RADAR, if you know what I mean - and I know you doooooooo! ☆

[ WINK ]

Sadly, however, I've got to resign my position. I just don't have the time for it anymore. And, quite honestly, I've gotten a bit bored with it. I'd just quit, but…

I'm helping to write a book on workplace etiquette, and I'm told it's best to at least try to find a replacement. Not that anyone could really replace me, ahahaha!

But anyway, if you want the job, make sure Kyubey gives you a ~real~ gemstone.

[ Grell holds up his ~~Soul Gem~~ necklace. ]

I thought this was a ruby, but now it's gone all cloudy!

Tch! I'll show you to fool a Death God, you stupid CAT!

deathknellgrell

LOST KITTY :(

Answers to the name of "Norio." Last seen in the Newcomer Towers. Got lost after Keigo let him out (BAD KEIGO BAD). V. friendly, likes to be petted. Ordinary humans will think he's just a v. attractive boy; but anyone with spiritual vision will recognise him as a sweet little CAT.

Pls return. I MISS MY KITTY!

:( :( :(

deathknellgrell

[ It's always a shocker when your metabolism slows, particularly when you're a Death God. Grell has been rail-thin his entire existence; but an unfortunate combination of a sedentary lifestyle (he had previously been reaping souls for a living) and a massive bout of Gluttony has left him with…

Well. You know how skinny guys, when they gain weight, stay skinny everywhere except… ]

The man of my dreams proposes, and I look like THIS~! I can't walk down the aisle looking like a pregnant bride!

Ah cruel, cruel fate!

[ His strategy, thus far, has been to stop eating entirely, subsisting on a diet of coffee and breath mints. Unsurprisingly, this has had little effect on his physique. Thus in a fit of pique, desperation, and caffeine-induced bad judgement, he is appealing to the Network: ]

How d'you lose weight in a hurry? I'll try anything!

[ And yes, this is how Grell is announcing his engagement! ]

deathknellgrell

Hello darlings~♥

I've got something to show yooooooooooooou~!

[ The camera image jiggles as it's set into position. Grell steps back and poses: hands on his hips, back arched, hair thrown back, and face...

Well. His face looks completely and utterly maniacal. Which is to say - he looks the same as he always does. Even his attire - a smart black suit, custom-designed and hand-tailored by Ishida Uryuu - is entirely unremarkable. ]

You all know me as a grim reaper who's super c~u~t~e ☆

But look at me now...

Reaper star power! Make-up!

[ Grell flings his arms out to his sides and twirls. There's a flash of gold light. His clothes disappear.

(Fortunately for everyone, he's got his back to the camera at this point!)

Rings of light surround his body and sweep upwards, leaving behind an entirely different outfit. ]

I'm a pretty mini-skirted soldier of justice and loooooooooooooove~!

[ Though Grell's tastes typically tend towards the terrifying, the persona he's presenting right now couldn't be more adorable. Even his voice has lost its usual roughness; it's pitched high and sweet. ]

I'm a magical girl!

♥

[ He blows a kiss towards the camera. The feed ends! ]

deathknellgrell

Good evening, Sirens Port. I’d like to report a lost child.

[ The camera pans jerkily, away from Grell’s toothy grin, down towards the “lost child.” ]

As you can see, he’s got white hair and sort of greenish eyes, and he’s very, very small.

[ The child’s face twitches: from confusion to lip-curling irritation. Suddenly, he leaps up, his hand blotting out the video feed for an instant; but at the last moment, the camera jerks away. ]

Unfortunately, he doesn’t recall where he lives, or who his parents are.

[ The child jumps again, grabbing for Grell’s NV. It stays just out of reach. This is a game of “keep away,” and the victim is the tiny taichou himself, Toshiro Hitsugaya. ]

So if anyone recognises this little angel, do let me know. Otherwise I’ll be dropping him off at social services--

Shut that thing off, you damned bastard.

[ In short succession, there’s a flash of blue light and a high-pitched screeeeeeeeeeeeam! ]

CLUNK!

[ END FEED ]