[video][The NV is focused on the face of a blond teenager dressed in 17th century clothing, who is clutching the device and frowning, turning the camera about and jostling it. A brief shot of his belt comes up, and he seems have what some may recognize as the Sector Four merchants' stolen inventory tucked into his trousers.]So, do I just talk into this thing?
Hello! Testing! One! Two! Save the whales!
[More jostling and he finally decides the device is indeed working. He is looking down into it.]Hello, Siren's Port! I'm Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate!
I uh....I like your city! It's neat.
[He laughs nervously.]Kinda terrifying, but neat.
I can’t stick around, though, I have piratey business to attend to. You guys can help! I’ll need a fine crew to help me find a way off this creepy island! I have a plan and it should work but it involves some twine, two clock radios, the biggest mirror in Siren’s Port™ aaannnd...
[He taps the side of his head thoughtfully]...a diversion consisting of monkeys and fireworks.
[A small grin]So, c'mon, men, let's help me get out of here in time for dinner!
Please? I can pay you with all the booty on my ship! …Which is probably at the bottom of the ocean by now…
[exasperated sigh]