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006 ♋ "ACCIDENTAL" VIDEO
January 21st, 2013 10:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
phazeandblood[The NV shifts on to show a large furry creature kneeling down in front of it, trying to make sure it turned on properly.]
No. Fucking. Way. Egbert, if you don't take that back I'm kicking you out of my room and you can go watch your shitty movies by yourself. I'll put up with a lot of your retarded bullshit because I'm sure you've been hit on your head enough to cause substantial brain damage but not even a sledge hammer to the face can excuse you for being that delusional.
[The voice comes from behind him, and as Z is sure the NV is recording properly he grins and moves out of the way. The view is of a somewhat clean bedroom, the only mess being the pile of movies that the two teenage boys are sitting next to. John's back is to the NV and it appears Karkat's too busy looking personally offended and glaring to notice what Z is up to.]
What! Nicolas Cage is better than Will Smith, I am just being honest here. I'm sure you trolls would think so if you'd ever actually heard of him before you met us humans.
No. No a thousand fucking times over. From what I've seen by comparing human Will Smith to Troll Will Smith I'm pretty damned sure that human Nic Cage is just as god awful as Troll Nic Cage and he doesn't have shit on the beautiful art that is everything Will Smith touches.
( Cut for length )
[Karkat scoffs and pauses, the light from the NV catching his eye as he finally realizes it's on.]
Z, what the hell-No, you know what? This is perfect. Hey assholes, any of you that know anything about movies or good cinema who do you think is better - Will Smith or Nicholas Cage? We'll put this shit up to a vote and see who's right.
[John pauses to turn around to see what Karkat's talking about and just grins and gives a wave when he sees it's recording.]
Nic Cage FTW!
[And just before the video cuts out, Karkat smacks him in the arm for trying to sway people's votes.]
No. Fucking. Way. Egbert, if you don't take that back I'm kicking you out of my room and you can go watch your shitty movies by yourself. I'll put up with a lot of your retarded bullshit because I'm sure you've been hit on your head enough to cause substantial brain damage but not even a sledge hammer to the face can excuse you for being that delusional.
[The voice comes from behind him, and as Z is sure the NV is recording properly he grins and moves out of the way. The view is of a somewhat clean bedroom, the only mess being the pile of movies that the two teenage boys are sitting next to. John's back is to the NV and it appears Karkat's too busy looking personally offended and glaring to notice what Z is up to.]
What! Nicolas Cage is better than Will Smith, I am just being honest here. I'm sure you trolls would think so if you'd ever actually heard of him before you met us humans.
No. No a thousand fucking times over. From what I've seen by comparing human Will Smith to Troll Will Smith I'm pretty damned sure that human Nic Cage is just as god awful as Troll Nic Cage and he doesn't have shit on the beautiful art that is everything Will Smith touches.
( Cut for length )
[Karkat scoffs and pauses, the light from the NV catching his eye as he finally realizes it's on.]
Z, what the hell-No, you know what? This is perfect. Hey assholes, any of you that know anything about movies or good cinema who do you think is better - Will Smith or Nicholas Cage? We'll put this shit up to a vote and see who's right.
[John pauses to turn around to see what Karkat's talking about and just grins and gives a wave when he sees it's recording.]
Nic Cage FTW!
[And just before the video cuts out, Karkat smacks him in the arm for trying to sway people's votes.]
