[It, quite literally, took Anthony J. Crowley several hours to actually get out of bed.]
[Ever since the beginning of the week, he had felt listless, apathetic, and generally a lot more tired with the world than he had been usually. In the last couple of days he hadn't even bothered to use his usual spiel against his collection of plants to make them grow better- most of them were probably already showing signs of disobedience by now.]
[The problem was, Crowley didn't really care at the moment. Scaring plants just sounded like too much work.]
[He turns on the NV, his short black hair more ruffled and unkempt than its usual groomed look, but his sunglasses are still on his face as if they would never leave. He yawns into his elbow before speaking.]Well, erm. Long time, no talk, Siren's Port.
[He gives a rather mocking salute at the camera.] I'm sure all of you are out there doing your perfectly mundane things as you usually do, etcetera, etcetera.
Only reason I'm asking is because, well, it's like everything became one hundred times more boring than it usually is. I mean, you'd think in a place full of people and powers and things trying to eat you alive during the night, there'd be something a whole lot more exciting out-
[Suddenly, Crowley pauses, his attention having been captured by something happening off screen. There's a moment before he speaks again his eyebrows creased in slight confusion.]
Um. Would someone mind telling me what I'm seeing here?
( ooc cut for angels and demons and snogging )Well, then.
[And then he shrugs slightly, yawning, as if he had just shown everyone a rather boring nature documentary instead of...you know.] So, um, anyone want to tell me any exciting things that are happening around here?
[A pause as he groggily goes over that last statement.] Hold on, just asked that. Really, it's like everything's just slipping my mind or something...anyways, someone should come over and bring me wine or something, I'm just not in the mood for getting it myself...
[And then, without warning, he leans against the wall, having succumbed to sleep in mid conversation. There are a few snores, and then the feed cuts when the hand with his watch NV falls to his side, shutting off the camera.]
[Feel free to discuss what just happened amongst yourselves, residents of Siren's Port. Maybe you should get some brain bleach while you're at it, to get out that mental image of what you just witnessed.]
[ooc: This is very backdated to the Seven Deadly Sins Plot week! This post was made with much support from Crowley and Castiel-mun, and here is the events surrounding the kiss if you're curious as to how this came along and what happened afterwards. A.J. Crowley is very much affected by Sloth, so expect him to be apathetic and lazy towards everything ever.]