Test 002 // Video
December 17th, 2012 05:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
[GLaDOS is here and she's not like last time, struggling and pathetic on the pavement. Oh no, now she's in her element. In a white tiled room that gives the idea of a laboratory she hangs suspended from the ceiling, her single yellow eye focused on the camera.]
Good, you're recording.
You know, these past days have confirmed to me something I already knew.
Humans need to be looked after. They need order, they need structure otherwise you all devolve into the apes you so recently were.
My new friends at SERO and the personal power generator they gave me agree.
So I made a little something for you all, just to make you all feel safer. Call it a holiday gift if you will.
That you purchase.
With money.
Thank you's are not mandatory.
( Cut for video, now appearing on television channels in the island )
[[ooc: "SERO: Aperture Science Division" appears in the ad rather than just regular Aperture Science XD
Also if your character works for SERO they can expect to receive one of these in the post soon.
*Purchase of a turret may or may not bite you in the ass later.]]
Good, you're recording.
You know, these past days have confirmed to me something I already knew.
Humans need to be looked after. They need order, they need structure otherwise you all devolve into the apes you so recently were.
My new friends at SERO and the personal power generator they gave me agree.
So I made a little something for you all, just to make you all feel safer. Call it a holiday gift if you will.
That you purchase.
With money.
Thank you's are not mandatory.
( Cut for video, now appearing on television channels in the island )
[[ooc: "SERO: Aperture Science Division" appears in the ad rather than just regular Aperture Science XD
Also if your character works for SERO they can expect to receive one of these in the post soon.
*Purchase of a turret may or may not bite you in the ass later.]]