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[ Good evening, Siren's Port. This may or may not be a familiar face, but tonight, Xigbar stands upon a rooftop, the headquarters of the Xino E. Mao Corporation in the background. He's wearing the black coat this time, as opposed to his more business-like attire, and as he begins his address, there a flames visible somewhere in the distance. ]

Good evening, Siren's Port -- or fellow Newcomers, should I say?

[ He waves a hand, and shadows start forming behind him. ]

Normally, I'd say a little something about AGI or the wonders of corporate power. [ He shrugs. ] But now? [ His smile broadens. ] I'd say it'd be a little dishonest, wouldn't you?

[ Behind him, the tower he once reigned in as CBO erupts in dark flames, and the shadows behind him materialize into a recognizable form. There's three of them, jaws snapping lightly.

Xigbar flashes a demented smile towards the camera. ]


The Darkness is upon us, friends. Let's make use of the time we have left.

[ With that, he shuts off the feed. ]
madannoshashu: (Δ You think you have what it takes?)
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[ Evening, Siren's Port. There's a certain troll peering at the screen, and he seems terribly smug about something.

Clad in the usual pinstriped suit and tie, the decay of the evening's darkness is clearly visible through the window behind him. ]


Ladies and gentlemen, and everything in-between -- a question for the general masses.

[ Pause for effect- THEN: ]

How many of you have made Santa's naughty list?

[ ooc: Related to this. ]
madannoshashu: (A little bit of smarm.)
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[ Guess who, Siren's Port. It's Xigbar, posting once again from his swanky office. The smiles he wears is gentile enough, but well- it's Xigbar. ]

Evening, Siren's Port. Since we're all in such sharing moods lately, I thought I'd make a little PSA.

[ With a flourish~ ]

The Xino E. Mao Corporation is hiring! If Newcomer affairs, public relations, or protecting people is your thing, we've got plenty in the way of positions we can offer.

We're based in Sector One so if you'd like to drop by, feel free! [ Another smile. ] Ask for Xigbar, or just give me a call. I'll hook you up.

[ He goes to shut of the feed...and pauses. ]

By the by- what does one do with a giant tank of goldfish?

Broil or sauté them?

[ He's smiling still, so it's hard to tell whether he's joking or not. ]

Thank you, and goodnight.
madannoshashu: (I like the sound of that.)
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[ S'up, Siren's Port. This is Xigbar, chilling in his swanky office after a long day at work.

He smiles for the camera. ]


Ladies and gentlemen of the Port, and everything in between. There's a very important question I've been meaning to ask you all.

[ PAUSE FOR EFFECT. ]

What are you planning to do for Shamrock Day?

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