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[Nestled away in a well decorated room and with a fluffy white rabbit on her lap is the mighty archangel Flonne. Before she starts speaking, she nudges the rabbit off her lap, which hops off to a corner and curls up for a nap.]

So, I was thinking recently. I've been here for some time now. I forget how long. I should have marked a calender, I guess. Its been some time, but I really don't know many people. And some of the people I came to know just suddenly vanished from existence, too! Well, at least from this place. It was probably good for them, but not so much for me. I sort of grew used to being surrounded in people back home. I knew people from all sorts of different worlds! And...and I miss my giant robot, too! How am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of villains with Great Flonzor X?!

[She takes a moment to compose herself.]

But anyway, I'm just sort of curious. About the sort of people that are around me now. I pay attention to the news, but that isn't the same as actually knowing people. For all I know, there might even be people I know and I just haven't found them yet! Oh, but I suppose this is a good chance for me to reintroduce myself as well, since its been so long since I did. Unless I didn't do it the first time. Is there some way to pull up old videos on this thing? Its so much harder for me to work then a bluray player. I guess I'll figure it out eventually. Anyway, I am the archangel of love and justice, Flonne! Please don't treat me too differently from a normal girl though. Has anyone out there heard of a place called Celestia? It is where I am from. Oh, and don't be scared of me if you're some sort of demon, either. Some of my best friends have been demons, I don't believe in hating so I sure won't hate you for that!

archangelflonne

[The feed turns on to reveal a giant blue eye, staring directly into the camera. It blinks, before a feminine voice is heard.]

Okay. I think it is working now.

[The eye pulls away from the camera to reveal the youthful face of Flonne.]

I want to speak today about something that is very close to my heart. Something reaaally important. Even more important then giant robots, so you know that it is pretty darned important. That is, of course, heroes! A giant robot can't save the day without its heroic pilot after all, and without people to stand against it, evil would always triumph! And that would be just awful. I imagine even the evil people wouldn't like a world where they always triumphed. I mean, what fun would that be? But that is is beside the point!

[The angel shakes her head.]

The sad truth though is that a lot of people that call themselves heroes just aren't all they are cracked up to be. I've met several in my time. The Defender of Earth...well, he wasn't SO bad in the long run. Not like the Prism Rangers. I want to root for them, but their seven lights just don't spring to the task nearly well enough! I don't feel inspired, I just want to pat them on the head. And don't even get me started on the Unlosing Ranger. That guy is just totally false advertising. But aaaanyway, you don't need to dress in flashy costumes to do heroic things. It helps, but it isn't necessary. Like this, for instance!

[The camera draws back a little, revealing a kitten sitting on her desk. It is currently engaged in a game of swat the rabbit with Flonne's pet bunny, who looks none too pleased with the fact.]

I found this cute little kitty in a tree earlier, and took it upon myself to rescue him! I named him Fluffington von Furrystein. It was sort of not that heroic I guess, since I have wings and all, but other people were just being mean and leaving poor Fluffington stranded in that tree! Of course I found out how he got there not long after I got him home.

[The kitten, bored of assaulting the rabbit, suddenly seems to turn gravity off and begins to hover over the desk, spinning lazily like a kitty astronaut.]

..Yeah, like that. I'd never seen a flying cat before, but I guess they exist! But I lost track of what I was talking about. What was it? Oh yeah. Let me finish with two questions, since I'm curious and haven't talked to people for awhile. What does the word 'hero' mean to you? To me, it is someone that does the right thing, even when it seems hard. A flashy costume makes it more interesting though! Oh, and the other question..umm..does anyone want to adopt a flying cat? I've already got a pet, so as much as I want to, I can't keep him.

archangelflonne

Ummm. At this point I am fairly certain I know what happened, but just to make sure....no one has seen miss Haruhi in ages, right? I mean, there is no way she could keep herself hidden from me this long. She's far too...well, it isn't rude to call someone loud, right? I guess this means I'm going to be living alone again for awhile.

archangelflonne

[In front of the camera, Flonne sits with a pair of chocolate eggs wrapped in foil. One of them is partially eaten.]

I meant to ask about this earlier, but it sort of slipped my mind. Humans, they really have a holiday celebrating a rabbit that lays eggs? And the eggs are chocolate? I don't think that this holiday is on the same level as Love Day in February. That holiday was the best one ever. Oh, but I like Chocolate Egg Laying Rabbit Day too, because I like chocolate. But really, it seems like a strange thing to celebrate. I suppose there really is a lot I don't know about the Human World. Living among humans, and human-like people, is so wonderfully fascinating.

[She holds up a picture. It is clearly of someone in an Easter Bunny costume, vibrant pink with a goofy smile on its face.]

But this one is just strange. Bunnies aren't suppose to lay eggs. I have my own pet bunny that I love a lot and she doesn't lay eggs! Do you Admiral Fluffycakes?

[The picture is dropped as a real rabbit is lifted into the range of the camera. It sits docile, perhaps too scared of its owner to try and get away.]

Although that's just a temporary name. I can't decide on one. I was originally thinking of naming her Lady Fluffy, High Priestess of the Exalted Order of Angelic Fury, but not only was that too long of a name, but I'm also not sure that she is really fit to be a priestess anyway. Plus, I don't really feel fury very often. If anyone can think of a good name for a rabbit, then please tell me! Ah...I sort of got off track, didn't I? Anyway, it might have been a roundabout way of saying it, but I think that so far out of the human holidays I've experienced, that Chocolate Egg Laying Rabbit Day is vastly inferior to Love Day. I look forward to the next holiday!

[She pets Admiral Fluffycakes for a moment before the feed fades out.]

archangelflonne

[Flonne is sitting in her room, at a desk. A large stack of papers is settled to one side. She addresses the NV with the sort of smile that could blind a man its so bright.]

Good evening, everyone! Its me, Flonne! You either already knew that or didn't. Anyway, I have been doing some thinking recently about something I can do to make this city a little more joy filled and I have come up with the ultimate solution.

[She's so excited its almost as if she was going to explode at any moment.]

Cartoons! I have come up with an amazing idea for an animated series. I may or may not have named the main character after myself. Okay, I admit it. I did.

[She lifts one of the sheets of paper, and a crudely drawn picture of herself shooting rainbow colored lasers out of her eyes is shown. For some reason, the Flonne in the picture is wearing a shorter skirt, and has her hair tied up in twin tails.]

I call it..DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN 'Love Angel Fulon!' Its sort of like Flonne, but not exactly so I won't have to sue if I ever lose the rights to it. Anyway, Fulon is a guardian of justice who defeats enemies with rainbow power, happy lasers, and hand grenades. Hand grenades of LOVE I mean, of course! She is a loving and powerful warrior who stands up against all that is wrong and evil in the world.

[She flips through several more pictures as she speaks, each of 'Fulon' in some different pose, shooting against badly sketched monsters.]

It'd be like a magical girl series. Those are better in animated form while giant robots are better in real life. Anyway, let me introduce you to the Evil Villains.

[The next picture she holds up is even more poorly drawn then the first. It depicts something vaguely female, with red hair, something coming off the back that might be wings, or could just as easily be pieces of cardboard, and scant clothing.]

This is Medna. She is an Evil Space Queen who is angry that her chest is so flat. Its so flat that if she was a vampire, she'd be Count Flatula from Flatslyvania. For some reason she still thinks she's attractive even though Fulon is obviously much, much cuter!

[The next picture seems to be male only due to the fact that there's nothing covering the area that is supposed to pass as the torso. It has blue hair and has a big red scarf tied around its neck.]

And this is the Dark One, Raraharul. His evil power is thinking he's stronger and more important then he actually is! He's actually slightly nicer then Medna, but if you ever told him that, he would shoot a beam through your heart. So really, not MUCH nicer. Together they combine their powers of flat-chestedness and overinflated self-worth to try and dominate the world that Fulon is bound to protect!

[A vibrant smile comes to her face.]

Pretty great, huh? I hope someone out there agrees and we can finally get some real entertainment here!

archangelflonne

[Flonne is settled in her room, sitting at a desk facing her nv. She wears a frown.]

Recently, I experienced my first blizzard. I'd never seen one before, at least close enough to actually touch, and I have only one thing to say. It sucked! It was really, really cold! And whats worst of all, I had no way to cover my wings!

[She brings a hand to the feathered wings, running a finger across them.]

Not many places carry clothing for winged people that I have found. And even the ones that do don't have any way to protect your wings in cold weather. Hasn't someone invented some sort of like...wing glove or something? I was afraid they were going to freeze and shatter right off!

[A short pause.]

Also, winter sucks!

archangelflonne

[A very excited Flonne wearing a smile that could blind a man is on the camera. In her lap is a little rabbit that seems to be somewhere between content and ready to dash off at a moment's notice. She strokes its fur gently as she speaks.]

Love! I was really surprised when I found out that humans had an entire celebration about love. I have clearly underestimated the human world. I was under the impression that a lot of humans had forgotten how important love was, but then I find out about this 'Valentine's Day'. I don't know who or what a Valentine is, but it seems to mean something about love, so it is clearly a good thing! I was so happy to hear about this. Clearly, there is hope for the world yet!