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May 2nd, 2012 02:27 pm
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Gee, a lot of people have been talking about missing friends lately.

Do people disappear a lot? Should I uh...Should I be worried about this?

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April 15th, 2012 11:57 am
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So these races seem really cool! But...uhm....I kinda can't afford any of the spots people advertised.

[He scratches the back of his head sheepishly]

Anyone know someplace cheap with a good view? Like...free? Free would be nice.
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So everyone's telling me it's impossible to sale out of the Port because of the Core, but nobody seems to know what the Core is.

[Sound of footsteps and passing vehicles.]

Why don't you guys know more about it? I mean, it's on the island right? Or uhm. Under it?

[There's a loud honking]

Yikes!

[And a crash, that of a body falling into something, followed by yelling and swearing.]

Aw, gee! Sorry! I didn't mean to!

[More yelling]

I'm a pirate! What kinda pirate pays for things!?

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March 6th, 2012 07:01 pm
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[video]

[The NV is focused on the face of a blond teenager dressed in 17th century clothing, who is clutching the device and frowning, turning the camera about and jostling it. A brief shot of his belt comes up, and he seems have what some may recognize as the Sector Four merchants' stolen inventory tucked into his trousers.]

So, do I just talk into this thing?

Hello! Testing! One! Two! Save the whales!

[More jostling and he finally decides the device is indeed working. He is looking down into it.]

Hello, Siren's Port! I'm Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate!

I uh....I like your city! It's neat.

[He laughs nervously.]

Kinda terrifying, but neat.

I can’t stick around, though, I have piratey business to attend to. You guys can help! I’ll need a fine crew to help me find a way off this creepy island! I have a plan and it should work but it involves some twine, two clock radios, the biggest mirror in Siren’s Port™ aaannnd...

[He taps the side of his head thoughtfully]

...a diversion consisting of monkeys and fireworks.

[A small grin]

So, c'mon, men, let's help me get out of here in time for dinner! Please? I can pay you with all the booty on my ship! …Which is probably at the bottom of the ocean by now…

[exasperated sigh]

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