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[First up is a shot of a tupperware container full of frozen candy corn. The feed then swings up to a tired, confused looking Sookie.]

All of my food is candy corn. All my leftovers are candy corn.

[She points the video to an open soup can full of, you guessed it, candy corn.]

Please tell me this is another core thing, and someone didn't sneak in my house and do this.

[Man, all she wanted was a little midnight snack. Candy corn isn't even that good.]
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[On camera is a shaken, upset blond woman. She looks as if she’s just got out of the shower, and scrubbed to hell and back. She’s trying desperately to keep the camera above her shoulders, though her bra straps show from time to time.]

Hi. Ah…I’m Sookie. They told me down at the field that this is Canada?

[For a moment, her eyes dart nervously to something off screen, and she swallows.]

I know this is gonna be a huge favor, but I really need some clothes. Just a shirt and pants. I’m sorta...up a creek right now. I’ll pay you right back the second I can, I promise.

[She straightens up a little in her seat, trying to not look so pitiful. She’s moderately successful.]

I’d really appreciate it.

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