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[ Date: March tenth. Setting: Yako Katsuragi's office. Not unusual at all. The feed is pointed right at Yako, who doesn't seem aware that she's being filmed, clicking away on her laptop. Meanwhile, something else is clicking away just behind the video camera, and it soon becomes apparent that it's the sound of typing - text begins to appear simultaneously with the video. ]

Hello, Siren's Port ~ ~ !

You might not know this, but . . .

Today is ☆YAKO KATSURAGI'S BIRTHDAY☆


[ there's a muffled "hmph" of amusement from Neuro, which causes Yako to give a wary glance to the space just above the NV, but nothing is done. Foolishly. ]

Of course, she is addicted to working herself to the bone, and has done nothing but look up information on cases all day !!

She wouldn't let me tell anyone about this because she did not want to be distracted !! But I couldn't help myself. So, please wish Miss Yako a wonderful new year of life ! (/^▽^)/

Here are some tips:

o Sensei loves bugs. Her favorite bugs are slugs. Please buy her many slug things.

o Sensei will eat everything ! Please make sure that your wrapping paper and box are safe for her to consume ! Actually, the same goes for the slugs !

o Sensei is very very old ! Much older than she looks ! Please be thoughtful.


[ and as that line of text is sent, there's the faint "thunk" noise of some mechanism, and at least 50 different canes suddenly fall from the ceiling onto Yako's head with abandon... and Neuro turns the NV off. ]
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Hello, hello! Good morning, Siren's Port! And Happy Valentine's Day, as well! I hope all of you are strengthening your bonds and earning wonderful comrades today!!

[ it's Neuro again, sounding bright and chipper as ever, though his description of the holiday is a little strange. ]

Well - I have some lovely news for everybody! As a promotion and a celebration, the glorious Yako Katsuragi Detective office is giving away free chocolates today! If you stop by, we shall reward you with your very own handmade chocolate, created by Miss Yako and myself! [ but mostly Yako, of course. ] Since we enjoy seeing your smile so much, and we do not want Sensei to eat all of it and become even larger, the treat is on us. As long as you remember to stop by with your mysteries later, you won't owe us a single thing! After all, our greatest pleasure is to solve your problems.

[ Though he's only using voice, you can practically hear his obsequious bow. ] Thank you for listening, charming friends!! [ then, he adds on with an "oh:" ] If you are a very dear friend of ours, perhaps you will get your own personal chocolate, as well! I shall see you all soon, I hope.

( ooc: info on this here! If you do want your character to pick some up, you can either action here or just handwave it. ♥ But you are equally free to just chat with Neuro. )

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