[Backdated to earlier today!
Roxy's got her NV propped up against the mirror of her dresser, and any current viewers may see something a little strange. The sixteen-year-old girl is wearing a fake mustache (one stolen from her roommate) and is currently twirling it around her finger in an almost nefarious manner.]Sweet! I look pretty hot as a dude, no? Gotta thank Crocker for this totally rad 'stache.
AHEM.
[She clears her throat.] Happy Father's Day to all the daddies out there. Cheers! Go out and do something fun with your kids. Go golfing or some shit, IDK.
Anyway, I'm no dad, but I gotta make sure my daughter doesn't feel left out today!
[She raises her voice considerably at this point.] So Rose, my dahlin'. I really
mustache you a question, hehehe.
And yeah, I know that was corny as fuck, but dads are allowed to do that, so deal with it!
[And this is Roxy, embarrassing her daughter forever, over and out.]