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Damn leftover gnomes.
April 22nd, 2012 09:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
un_fated[When the NV flicks on, it's dancing . . . watch it too long and you might become seasick, the world bobbing and swaying. In the image it shows a darkened room, nothing remarkable. Dresser, side table, bed, a few socks strewn about . . .]
[Except it would seem the bed is occupied. Someone human, the blankets rising and falling with sleeping breath. Nothing too odd there. But there is the fact that something fairly small and wriggly is wiggling its way up underneath the bedclothes towards the sleeping form. It pauses. It makes a small, high-pitched noise of glee.]
[And it chomps down.]
[The yell that follows is impressive indeed, if only because it starts low and abruptly yanks pitch to high. A small shape goes hurling across the room and leaves a small, humanoid indentation in the drywall.]
[A woman's voice, low:]
That's it; I'll take every one of you and shove you down the goddamn garbage disposal!!
[Whatever is holding the NV squeaks, the image bouncing madly as it RUNS AWAY. Run, gnome, run!]
Edit:
[An exceedingly grumpy girl appears on-screen, plopped on the floor next to a small pile of . . . what appear to be unconscious gnomes. She almost growls, jerking a thumb toward the pile. The fingertip is extremely red with what look like teeth marks.]
. . . Anyone want one of these things? Free to an abusive home.
[Except it would seem the bed is occupied. Someone human, the blankets rising and falling with sleeping breath. Nothing too odd there. But there is the fact that something fairly small and wriggly is wiggling its way up underneath the bedclothes towards the sleeping form. It pauses. It makes a small, high-pitched noise of glee.]
[And it chomps down.]
[The yell that follows is impressive indeed, if only because it starts low and abruptly yanks pitch to high. A small shape goes hurling across the room and leaves a small, humanoid indentation in the drywall.]
[A woman's voice, low:]
That's it; I'll take every one of you and shove you down the goddamn garbage disposal!!
[Whatever is holding the NV squeaks, the image bouncing madly as it RUNS AWAY. Run, gnome, run!]
Edit:
[An exceedingly grumpy girl appears on-screen, plopped on the floor next to a small pile of . . . what appear to be unconscious gnomes. She almost growls, jerking a thumb toward the pile. The fingertip is extremely red with what look like teeth marks.]
. . . Anyone want one of these things? Free to an abusive home.
