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[SO FUCK THE PO-LICE, RO'S SITTING AROUND AT THE HOUSE OF AWESOME TOSSING THOSE CHALKEY VALENTINES HEARTS IN HER MOUTH. She's got a big bag of them next to her at the table. Yeah, you're jealous. You totally are. She seems pretty pleased with herself, and a look bemusement is tugging on her lips.]

Oh yay. Looks like everyone's doing their Valentine's Day preaching again. Oh-so-conformist holiday, blah blah blah. As for me... as long as you're not making out in my face and I get these on sale after Tuesday I guess I'm not complaining.

[Somebody still doesn't have a sweet tooth. Nope.]

Also, I need an opinion from you gun-savvy guys. And girls. [A thoughtful pause.] If you HAD to pick... Uzi or a MAC-10?

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