noshrimp: (i'm surprisingly sensitive)
[personal profile] noshrimp
Hello. This is Anya again.

I hope everyone had a very satisfactory Halloween. I find it very tacky and slightly offensive, but it is also a very lucrative sales period if you stock eye of newt. Shakespeare was at least accurate in that respect, even if I found many of his writings badly researched. Many of the first performances were overacted as well, but I suppose that's not his fault.

I wanted to ask about the Darkness. Has anyone pinpointed its exact source? There are suggestions that it is demonic in nature, but I've certainly never heard of it before which is strange. I know about most demons, even Canadian demons. Does anyone else have a theory?
noshrimp: (please remove your clothing)
[personal profile] noshrimp
[The camera is pretty close to Anya's face from the start. She pulls it out a little, trying to keep herself in frame. It's still daytime, thankfully, but Anya looks pretty pale and queasy, and the large bandage on her forehead certainly doesn't help.]

Whoever created this dimension, you didn't do a very good job. I can tell this isn't my reality, which is a novice mistake, really. Well. Unless this is a Hell dimension you summoned me to.

[She looks around, checking for anything vaguely hellish.]

It certainly doesn't seem like a Hell dimension. Not many Hell dimensions have baseball. And if you did summon me, in case you haven't heard, I've given up on the whole vengeance business. No vengeance at all. 100% vengeance free.

[She waits a few seconds more, hoping she'll just be taken away already.]

I know the Slayer, you know. Or- Well. I knew- It's complicated, and I'd rather not talk about- I also know witches! Powerful witches. Powerful, lesbian witches. So, send me back! Or I'll unleash their lesbian fury upon you.

Tags