[personal profile] not_the_dreck
[Anyone close to where Asch lives could probably hear the high pitched, absolutely enraged scream that came from the old Outer Haven that morning. A few minutes later, he'll be taking that screaming to the NVs.]

[...in video, so everyone can see that someone out there got in one last April Fools Day prank while Asch was asleep.]


DRECK!!!

YOU DID THIS TO ME DIDN'T YOU!? YOU DAMN WELL BETTER BE HIDING RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU'LL WISH YOU NEVER KNEW WHAT A PAIR OF SCISSORS WERE YOU STUPID, IDIOTIC REPLICA!!!

[Needless to say, he's not happy about his new haircut.]
recitings: (Cold Anger)
[personal profile] recitings
Has anyone seen a large man, black hair to the nape of his neck, with dark blue eyes that glow? He goes by the name of Angeal Hewley, and I haven't seen him since yesterday morning before he went off to work.

[Genesis clearly looks somewhere between cross and worried-- like he'd probably slap Angeal when he comes back home, but at the same time might just cry over him if he does. Then he switches the feed to private for his other housemates-- including Angeal.]

Sephiroth, Cloud, have either of you noticed him at home? I was out at a shoot last night. I just back some hours ago. I'll be around the house for the rest of the day, so I'll be keeping an eye out for him if neither of you have seen him.

[Then as an afterthought, he makes the feed public again.]

Angeal, if you're hearing this, you better come home or I'll firaga your ass!

[And he cuts the feed all huffy and annoyed.]
replicamodel: (Oh Boy)
[personal profile] replicamodel
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[Someone's got is NV stuck in text mode for now, but eventually he hits the correct button to switch it over to the video functions]

Huh…? [A slightly confused huff and then a sigh.] Is this even working?

This… really isn’t what I was expecting. Maybe the fonbelt or something, but not a random city and this fontech. This is more Guy’s sort of thing, not mine. I’ll probably end up breaking it.

How am I supposed to keep my promise to everyone if I don't even really know where I am? If this isn't Auldrant then... what do I do now?

[Don't mind him, he's just sort of musing to himself.]
blackmoonrising: (do I look like I'm kidding)
[personal profile] blackmoonrising
[About half an hour before this feed goes live, the more spiritually sensitive inhabitants may have felt the arrival of a very, very potent source of spiritual energy interrupting their senses. Sorry about that, he can't help it.

The NV feed being broadcast is video, it’s after dark and someone seems to have accidentally pressed the video function while trying to get to grips with their newly acquired piece of tech. And now he’s picking a fight with it.]

Send- damn it what the hell kind of piece of crap are you?! Don’t give me that ‘number is not in service’ bullshit I know that damn number’s right!

[There’s a beep and apparently this is enough to make the orange haired boy on the other end of the line growl in frustration.]

What the hell kind of phone are you supposed to be you piece of junk!

[It looks suspiciously like the NV is about to be hurtled at the nearest wall, and now viewers can very plainly see an annoyed teenage face scowling at the screen as it is held at arm’s length, before he seems to notice that the red light next to the camera is on and…]

Crap is this thing on? Hello? Anyone there?

[And then he sighs, moving the NV back down to a more user friendly distance and glowering at the camera.]

Okay, if anyone’s paying attention then I need to know how the hell to get to the asshole who thought dragging me here was a good idea. Or you can point me in the direction of someone who can help.

And, uh, anyone know what the international code to dial Japan is? I need to call home and let 'em know I'm gonna be late for dinner.

[There’s a pause… and then he seems to be mulling something over. What he is considering is whether or not to explicitly call out the familiar sources of reiatsu he can feel in this strange new city he’s found himself in, thus a) exposing his Shinigami allies where they may not want to be exposed or b) making him sound like a crazy person if they’re not here and he’s just imagining it all through displacement induced wishful thinking. He opts for a happy medium, scowl still etched on his face.]

Oi. I can feel that you’re here, y’ know. Anyone feel like saying hi or am I on my own out here?

[But that scowl's still not gone. He really looks like he's weighing up his options here, and then, with a rub of his neck and a sigh (because he knows in advance he's going to regret asking this but he doesn't have a choice), he adds this little beauty to the end of his transmission. Desperate times call for desperate measures.]

And I'm kinda missing a corpse. I had it before I got here and now it's gone. Anybody seen one?
asano_san: (more tears)
[personal profile] asano_san
[You know the drill. It's ask the network a question time!]

Hey, everyone. What do you do when your roommate is TRYING TO GET RID OF YOU SO HE CAN GO OFF AND BE IN LOVE WITHOUT EVER HAVING TO THINK ABOUT YOU AGAIN?!

[With a side of over-dramatic whining.]
cowboycop: (Serious)
[personal profile] cowboycop
(( ooc: Forward-dated to about 7PM, action opportunity for housemates. ))

Got a question fer all y'all. You ever... wish you could change somethin'? Y'ever had one of those moments when you just... wish you could go back'n... fix it all?

[A pause, as he seems to tap his foot down. His spur jingles in time, so one can only assume.]

... though I figger that here, it'd be goin' forward an' fixin' it. Three years ago fer me, three years ahead fer Siren's Port, I reckon... [One could probably hear a faint sigh if they tried. This is hard for him to admit, even bring up again.] ... a man named Neil Marshall was killed. Man I loved like a brother, 'cause... he was my brother. An' no matter how long ago it's been, I keep wonderin'... maybe I coulda... done somethin' different. Maybe I coulda jus' stayed behind a bit longer. I dunno.

... so how do y'all keep it from gettin' to ya? Even I'll admit I ain't got a clue. Guess that's my real question I should be askin'. Jus' lemme know. I'll... I'll get back to ya.

[He tries to turn off the voice, but just before, in a quiet voice that was meant to be just for himself:]

Dammit, Marshall, keep it together...

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