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[not_the_dreck]

[Anyone close to where Asch lives could probably hear the high pitched, absolutely enraged scream that came from the old Outer Haven that morning. A few minutes later, he'll be taking that screaming to the NVs.]

[...in video, so everyone can see that someone out there got in one last April Fools Day prank while Asch was asleep.]

DRECK!!!

YOU DID THIS TO ME DIDN'T YOU!? YOU DAMN WELL BETTER BE HIDING RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU'LL WISH YOU NEVER KNEW WHAT A PAIR OF SCISSORS WERE YOU STUPID, IDIOTIC REPLICA!!!

[Needless to say, he's not happy about his new haircut.]

Comments

[Voice]

[madeinoblivion]

Don't look at me!

Nice 'do.

[Voice]

[not_the_dreck]

Not you! My idiot replica!

...and it is not nice!

Re: [Voice]

[madeinoblivion]

Oh? So he showed up.... I didn't even know he was here.

[Voice]

[not_the_dreck]

Hmph... it was hard to miss him. He spammed gibberish over the NVs because he didn't know how to use his.

[voice]

[mirroredmemory]

I didn't do it!

What's a dreck?

[voice]

[not_the_dreck]

A piece of trash replica with red hair. Does that sound like you?

[voice]

[mirroredmemory]

Replicas are not trash!

[voice]

[not_the_dreck]

[Oh here we go again.]

Fine. Not all replicas are trash, just mine.

[Video]

[theyallwantme]

I-I swear it wasn't me! I mean it!

[Video]

[not_the_dreck]

...

[Okay, this is getting weird.]

Just how many damn replicas are on this island?

Re: [Video]

[theyallwantme]

...I don't know. I'm not a replica though. It was just the yelling. You sounded really mad.

[Video] This was almost a Spaceballs moment. XDD

[not_the_dreck]

Oh.

[Hn... one small blessing there.]

You would be mad too if you woke up with your hair like this.

[cowboycop]

... looks good on ya, at least.

[Jake is really trying to be helpful... and also not laugh at the same time.]

[not_the_dreck]

IT DOES NOT!

[Dear Lorelei, Asch has never wanted to flail so much in his life. This is so insulting.]

[cowboycop]

Looks better'n ya think. Don't worry.

Video

[bootsweremadeforcasting]

Have you ever heard the saying, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade?"

[Jade puts his volume on very low since Asch is screaming like a woman child.]

Video

[not_the_dreck]

Of course I have! What are you trying to get at?

[HIS HAIR IS SHORT. THIS IS A TRAVESTY. NOW HE'S REALLY GOING TO BE MISTAKEN FOR THAT IDIOT!!!]

Video

[bootsweremadeforcasting]

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But keep it to yourself because unless life gives you sugar and water, your lemonade will be terrible and no one wants that."

[You are loud and intrusive on his morning.]

Only a woman is so upset over a haircut.

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[not_the_dreck]

[...oh you did not just...]

[video]

[mentors]

...

It's not that bad, Asch. [Oh hey, HIS HAIR IS RED TOO.]

[video]

[not_the_dreck]

Ugh... yes it is. No one gets it.

[Grumblegrumble...]

[...and some staring at the NV.]

...why did you dye your hair?

[video]

[mentors]

[Yeah yeah tsun all you want, he's use to it. But he chuckles at the question directed at his own hair.]

Cloud decided to do it for me, yesterday morning.

video;

[replicamodel]

[kjdkgnfksjbdgfbhsd Ow ow ow, his eardrums, Asch.]

Stop yelling at me! I didn't even do anything!

video;

[not_the_dreck]

You...!

[Asch pulled at his short hair.]

Like this isn't something you would do!

video;

[replicamodel]

[Just.... staring.

You really think he's that childish?]

Why the hell would I cut your hair?