shockinglynice: (For science)
GLaDOS ([personal profile] shockinglynice) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-12-17 05:47 pm

Test 002 // Video

[GLaDOS is here and she's not like last time, struggling and pathetic on the pavement. Oh no, now she's in her element. In a white tiled room that gives the idea of a laboratory she hangs suspended from the ceiling, her single yellow eye focused on the camera.]

Good, you're recording.

You know, these past days have confirmed to me something I already knew.

Humans need to be looked after. They need order, they need structure otherwise you all devolve into the apes you so recently were.

My new friends at SERO and the personal power generator they gave me agree.

So I made a little something for you all, just to make you all feel safer. Call it a holiday gift if you will.

That you purchase.

With money.

Thank you's are not mandatory.




[[ooc: "SERO: Aperture Science Division" appears in the ad rather than just regular Aperture Science XD

Also if your character works for SERO they can expect to receive one of these in the post soon.

*Purchase of a turret may or may not bite you in the ass later.]]
freeholding: John Marcone looking at his phone with an amused quirk to his mouth (heh)

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[personal profile] freeholding 2012-12-17 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Apes, huh?] I was under the impression that we weren't descended from apes at all. Something about common ancestry without linear evolution. [Or a similar concept. His old assistant kept a good number of science journals in the waiting room.]
Edited 2012-12-17 21:43 (UTC)
freeholding: John Marcone, raised eyebrows. (o rly)

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[personal profile] freeholding 2012-12-17 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm fairly sure that is not how scientific inquiry works.
freeholding: John Marcone, smirking like a smug thing (you amuse me)

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[personal profile] freeholding 2012-12-17 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You could start with small-scale. Say, test the similarities between a stick insect and a twig. [Sarcasm self-test complete i mean]
freeholding: John Marcone's face, close in on the crows feet and the lines around the curve of his smile. (tight smirk)

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[personal profile] freeholding 2012-12-17 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like you need to modify the playback speed. It's too slow.
capax_infiniti: (the party don't start till I walk in)

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[personal profile] capax_infiniti 2012-12-17 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
What a charming card. Thank you.
capax_infiniti: (oh look some munny)

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[personal profile] capax_infiniti 2012-12-23 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
It seems we shall be comrades within corporation. I look forward to seeing if our projects will overlap in some capacity in the future.
itsatrep: (:O)

Video

[personal profile] itsatrep 2012-12-17 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
What if I'm not a human?
itsatrep: (~haaay~)

Video

[personal profile] itsatrep 2012-12-17 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Finally, someone who understands how much better we are.
itsatrep: Let me know if you know who to credit. (smirk)

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[personal profile] itsatrep 2012-12-18 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm an Espada, one of the ten strongest Arrancar.
sees_light: http://dobe-teme.livejournal.com/5487.html (thinking)

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[personal profile] sees_light 2012-12-18 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
...It seems.


Overzealous.
Edited 2012-12-18 09:02 (UTC)
sees_light: http://dobe-teme.livejournal.com/1218.html#cutid1 (talking)

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[personal profile] sees_light 2012-12-20 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I doubt others think that.
mouthbreathing: (jet black mask)

[voice]

[personal profile] mouthbreathing 2012-12-18 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Now there's a face structure he hasn't seen in a while. He'd been starting to worry a little, too.]

So you've finally settled in somewhere? Congratulations.
mouthbreathing: (friendship equation)

[voice] haha, it happens!

[personal profile] mouthbreathing 2012-12-19 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
[He can't say he can really give his blessing to any partnership with the companies, but people do what they can to get by here.]

So they've given you a job and a place to stay?