sirenspull | Test 002 // Video

[GLaDOS is here and she's not like last time, struggling and pathetic on the pavement. Oh no, now she's in her element. In a white tiled room that gives the idea of a laboratory she hangs suspended from the ceiling, her single yellow eye focused on the camera.]

Good, you're recording.

You know, these past days have confirmed to me something I already knew.

Humans need to be looked after. They need order, they need structure otherwise you all devolve into the apes you so recently were.

My new friends at SERO and the personal power generator they gave me agree.

So I made a little something for you all, just to make you all feel safer. Call it a holiday gift if you will.

That you purchase.

With money.

Thank you's are not mandatory.

[[ooc: "SERO: Aperture Science Division" appears in the ad rather than just regular Aperture Science XD

Also if your character works for SERO they can expect to receive one of these in the post soon.

*Purchase of a turret may or may not bite you in the ass later.]]

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[Apes, huh?] I was under the impression that we weren't descended from apes at all. Something about common ancestry without linear evolution. [Or a similar concept. His old assistant kept a good number of science journals in the waiting room.]

Edited 2012-12-17 21:43 (UTC)

It is debatable, certainly I can see the resemblance.

I'm fairly sure that is not how scientific inquiry works.

I suppose I could conduct some tests on the matter. Simiralities between humans and apes.

Oh but I have so many other things to do.

You could start with small-scale. Say, test the similarities between a stick insect and a twig. [~~Sarcasm self-test complete i mean~~]

[What's that sound? It's the slow clap processor, yay!]

I'm getting so much use out of that lately.

Sounds like you need to modify the playback speed. It's too slow.

I apologise, my slow-clap processor seems to have pointed out faults in your auditory perception.

Perhaps you should see a doctor about that.

What a charming card. Thank you.

It's straight from my personality core.

It seems we shall be comrades within corporation. I look forward to seeing if our projects will overlap in some capacity in the future.

What if I'm not a human?

Congratulations.

Finally, someone who understands how much better we are.

[That yellow eye draws closer to the screen.]

May I enquire as to your species?

I'm an Espada, one of the ten strongest Arrancar.

...It seems.

Overzealous.

Edited 2012-12-18 09:02 (UTC)

I prefer enthusiastic.

I doubt others think that.

[Now there's a ~~face~~ structure he hasn't seen in a while. He'd been starting to worry a little, too.]

So you've finally settled in somewhere? Congratulations.

SERO has been most helpful, I feel just like my old self again.

[He can't say he can really give his blessing to any partnership with the companies, but people do what they can to get by here.]

So they've given you a job and a place to stay?

Test 002 // Video

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[voice] haha, it happens!