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[asano_san]

Hey, everyone out there, my friend from home needs a job. Kojima Mizuiro. He got here last month and he hasn't found one yet.

He's-

He's-

[This next part is really hard to admit.

But getting Mizuiro a job is more important. Someone just experienced the sticker shock of paying rent for the first time after his discount for living with a greeter disappeared along with the greeter.

That doesn't make Keigo any less visibly sad when he says it.]

He's really popular with women. He'll probably bring them into your business.

I know someone out there must want to hire him! Tell me and I'll send him to you. As soon as you can!

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[recitings]

Popular with women? Have a picture? I could recommend him to the modeling agency I'm signed with.

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[asano_san]

It's not like I know what they all see in him!

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[recitings]

I asked for a picture. [He raises an eyebrow.]

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[asano_san]

I'll get you one.

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[asano_san]

[After a delay, Keigo sends him a cell-phone-captured photo. It is obvious that he held his phone up without warning to snap the pic because Mizuiro's mouth is open like he was in the middle of saying something.]

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[blackmoonrising]

What does being popular with women have to do with him getting a job?

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[asano_san]

You know how he is! He could probably get a job at a store selling Darkness monsters and have them lining up just to say hi to him.

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[blackmoonrising]

Keigo, no one'd be desperate enough to buy a Darkness monster just to talk to Mizuiro.

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[asano_san]

[Not really listening]

It would only make them like him more!

"Oh, aren't you so brave working with those monsters around all the time. Let us comfort you."

Comfort him!

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[fightswithpurpose]

He could get a job selling women's clothing, perhaps.

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[asano_san]

Then they'd be trying on clothes in front of him!

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[fightswithpurpose]

They would change in the changing rooms, Keigo.

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[asano_san]

And then come out and show off for him!

"Oh, are you sure this isn't too tight?"

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[oedipus_complexxx]

Asano-san, I don't think that's really a marketable skill.

At least not for any legitimate job...

Plus, I might not even get a job. I might try to finish school first.

[voice]

[asano_san]

You want to go to school?

We don't have to here.

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[oedipus_complexxx]

I bet if I don't go to school I'll get a bad job.

Like washing dishes or sweeping floors or something like that.

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[asano_san]

If I can do it, you can!

[businessman]

I'm hiring at my restaurant... although I believe we're doing well enough without such a gift. [Also, gross.]

[asano_san]

[Hey, he thought it might sweeten the deal.]

What restaurant?

[businessman]

[NOPE.] Los Pollos Hermanos. It's in the Mall.

[asano_san]

Oh, that new place that's supposed to be really good?

[inthejunk]

[Oh. Hey. He remembers that whine.]

That sounds distracting.

[Sour grapes, table for two apparently. But more importantly, he probably should have told you he came back. But things have been fuzzy, dude. It slipped his mind.]

Um...

[asano_san]

[It's Yosuke. Yosuke who isn't supposed to be here anymore. The latest person to go back home and leave him behind.

Or is it Yosuke #3?

There are so many things he could say, so many things he could ask.]

What?!

[That covers it.]

[inthejunk]

Think there's a club for that.

[A little uncomfortably, 'cause ew, chippendales. Good luck judging by that reply, dude.]

[asano_san]

[Keigo doesn't need to have a definite answer. If an innocent Yosuke gets shouted at, so be it.]

A club for guys whose roommates desert them and then show up again one day and wouldn't have said anything if he didn't happen to ask a question on the network that day?!