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[asano_san]

[During his time in Siren's Port, Keigo has come to the network crying over various slights both real and imagined, been coerced through blackmail and magical Halloween costumes into declaring horribly embarrassing things, and spent more time shouting into his NV than is generally advisable.

But today - today is a good day!]

Guess what? I have a date!

[A slight pause.]

With a girl!

[Another slight pause.]

My age!

[He waits for the congratulations to come pouring in.]

((OOC: Date and girl are real, but NPC, because nobody really wants to subject their character to a romance with Keigo. Disbelief, however, is expected and highly welcome.))

Comments

[inthejunk]

...Since when?

[Hey, look. Yosuke's feeling better again. And he's here to give you crap about this.]

[asano_san]

[This isn't congratulations.]

Since I went to Ichigo's Valentine's Day dance at school!

[inthejunk]

When I was busy dying of toxicity you were meeting a girl?

[RUDE. But still better than that smelly kid you brought home and tried to sneak around with.]

So who is she? Do I know her? Is she cute?

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[oedipus_complexxx]

congrats

[Too bad text can't convey how much he does not believe this shit]

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[asano_san]

[Too bad Keigo doesn't trust anything positive coming from Mizuiro.]

Was that sarcastic?

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[oedipus_complexxx]

oh no not at all

[It's not too bad, that's evolution!]

[circumsutus]

... Are your dates usually with older men?

[asano_san]

No!

Why would you ask that?

[circumsutus]

You seemed surprised to have a date with a girl your age.

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[blackmoonrising]

... a real one?

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[asano_san]

Yes!

Why would you ask that?

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[blackmoonrising]

Because it's you, this kinda thing doesn't ever happen.

[ibreakrules]

Well, well, well. Looks like you finally learned how to play the game right.

[asano_san]

You believe me?

[ibreakrules]

You'd probably get more hell for making it up than you'd want to risk, so yeah.

[Though Frau doesn't exactly have high expectations for this girl or how long the relationship will last.]

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[hejhej]

Congratulations...?

[wow kid. way to be pathetic.]

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[asano_san]

See, now that's the kind of reaction more people should have!

[Let him have his joy!]

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[oujomerchant]

[Oh, this should be fun!]

I hate to break it to you, Eggo, but it is only arguable that Recette would be considered 'your age' mentally.

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[asano_san]

[So many things to say to a relatively short response.]

That's not my name!

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[asano_san]

And I do not act younger than 17!

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[asano_san]

Would Recette have gone out with me?

[Because if so, he wasted some perfectly single months with an eligible neighbor.]

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[the_dead_pool2]

[Blink blink, whoa did he just hear right?]

You do realize that hands don't count as girls right?

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[asano_san]

She.

Is.

REAL!

[Video] Please pretend this was on time

[fightswithpurpose]

Congratulations!

[Nelliel is genuinely happy for him.]

Where are you taking your date? I can give you some coaching to help ensure it goes well.

[Video] Of course!

[asano_san]

[Finally, another person who can be happy for him! And believe him.]

We're going to see a movie.

Are you talking about coaching with sit-ups?