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[During his time in Siren's Port, Keigo has come to the network crying over various slights both real and imagined, been coerced through blackmail and magical Halloween costumes into declaring horribly embarrassing things, and spent more time shouting into his NV than is generally advisable.

But today - today is a good day!]

Guess what? I have a date!

[A slight pause.]

With a girl!

[Another slight pause.]

My age!

[He waits for the congratulations to come pouring in.]

((OOC: Date and girl are real, but NPC, because nobody really wants to subject their character to a romance with Keigo. Disbelief, however, is expected and highly welcome.))

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Of course not. It would be terrible if you were achey right before your date. I meant more like...confidence coaching.

I'll take any help I can get!

Good! Just the kind of positive attitude I want to see!

[Because no offense Keigo, but you can use all the help you can get.]

I can help you pick out something nice to wear, for starters.

I do know enough to dress nicer for a date.

I will still help you pick something nice.

[Because when an Espada fails at romance less than Keigo does, he really does need all the help he can get.]

What movie are you going to see with her?

I haven't picked the movie yet. Maybe something that just came out?

You should pick a romantic comedy unless she really wants to see something else.

[She wants Keigo to at least have a chance of getting a goodnight kiss from his date.]

And bring her a flower.

Isn't it weird to watch something romantic on the first date?

OK. Does it matter what kind of flower?

Well, not if it's a romantic comedy. Then the two of you can laugh together! ...and I don't think the type of flower matters.

[Nod nod]

Is there anything else?

Edited 2013-03-04 06:39 (UTC)

Hmm...well, you can try holding her hand during the movie. But only if your hand isn't sweaty. If it is, wipe it off on your pants first.

Are you sure she won't slap me if I try to hold her hand?

I doubt she would slap you for that.

[She's never heard of that, even amongst her human friends and watching romantic comedy movies.]

Just don't try to kiss her unless you are absolutely sure she is fine with it. Walk her to her door and tell her you had a great time. Ask her if she would like to go to dinner with you...but suggest a day that's at least a week later to avoid looking desperate.

But I am desperate.

That does not mean you should make it obvious. Ask her for another date the following week and tell her you will call her in the middle of the week to make plans.

I'll try! I promise!

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