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[asano_san]

[During his time in Siren's Port, Keigo has come to the network crying over various slights both real and imagined, been coerced through blackmail and magical Halloween costumes into declaring horribly embarrassing things, and spent more time shouting into his NV than is generally advisable.

But today - today is a good day!]

Guess what? I have a date!

[A slight pause.]

With a girl!

[Another slight pause.]

My age!

[He waits for the congratulations to come pouring in.]

((OOC: Date and girl are real, but NPC, because nobody really wants to subject their character to a romance with Keigo. Disbelief, however, is expected and highly welcome.))

Comments

[inthejunk]

That's what you think. Even in your sleep you're noisy.

[asano_san]

What kind of noises do I make in my sleep?

[inthejunk]

Maybe it's best if you don't know.

[asano_san]

You're just trying to me with me, aren't you?

[inthejunk]

[Maybe.]

Do you really want me to say it where everyone can hear?

Wow, that was supposed to say "mess with me" wtf?

[asano_san]

I don't have anything to be ashamed of!

[Calling your bluff!]

It's cool I figured

[inthejunk]

How'd you think I knew about the smelly kid?

[Double bluff!]

But I don't even have autocorrect to blame.

[asano_san]

Because I told you!

[Right?

He told him.

Didn't he?

What did he actually tell Yosuke about Norio?

Why can't he remember now when it's so important?!]

Lucky

[inthejunk]

So you just decided to tell me about your big gay crush on a cat boy? Really? What made you decide to do that?

[Pahahaha it's working...]

[asano_san]

It was the pheromones!

[inthejunk]

[Staaaare.]

Yeah, sure it was. What else could it be?

[asano_san]

Why don't you and Mizuiro just compare notes on how gay you think I am?

[inthejunk]

Who? Anyway, it's better if we don't discuss it in front of your new girlfriend, isn't it? She might not know you're gay yet, you know.

[asano_san]

Your other roommate when you bother to sleep here. Short guy? Spends too much time with his cell phone?

She's not going to learn I'm gay because I'm not!

[inthejunk]

Oh right, that dude who sleeps in your room. I guess I haven't really spoken to him yet.

[asano_san]

Don't say it like that!

[inthejunk]

I don't want to know, alright? You'll notice I didn't ask any questions!

[asano_san]

[That actually makes Keigo stop freaking out because he has to laugh.]

Mizuiro is the most heterosexual person you will ever meet. He has been getting laid by beautiful older women since middle school.

[inthejunk]

...Wait, is he that dude you were complaining about before?

Him? That short kid with the stupid hair?

You're joking, right?

[Now it's Yosuke's turn to freak out a bit.]

What the hell?

[asano_san]

No!

It's completely unfair, isn't it?

[inthejunk]

It's ludicrous. I never even would have noticed he moved in if you hadn't pointed him out. How could someone as uninteresting as that pull beautiful girls that aren't even in his cohort, forget about his league?

[asano_san]

I don't know! They all think he's cute and he wins them over with this innocent smile, but I know how fake it all is!

[inthejunk]

Since when does cute count for anything? Cute is what they call you when they want you to carry their shopping bags but they'll never take you out behind the gym. Cute is for losers!

[asano_san]

They don't take him out behind the gym because they're in college!

[inthejunk]

...That doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make sense!