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[asano_san]

[During his time in Siren's Port, Keigo has come to the network crying over various slights both real and imagined, been coerced through blackmail and magical Halloween costumes into declaring horribly embarrassing things, and spent more time shouting into his NV than is generally advisable.

But today - today is a good day!]

Guess what? I have a date!

[A slight pause.]

With a girl!

[Another slight pause.]

My age!

[He waits for the congratulations to come pouring in.]

((OOC: Date and girl are real, but NPC, because nobody really wants to subject their character to a romance with Keigo. Disbelief, however, is expected and highly welcome.))

Comments

[inthejunk]

It's ludicrous. I never even would have noticed he moved in if you hadn't pointed him out. How could someone as uninteresting as that pull beautiful girls that aren't even in his cohort, forget about his league?

[asano_san]

I don't know! They all think he's cute and he wins them over with this innocent smile, but I know how fake it all is!

[inthejunk]

Since when does cute count for anything? Cute is what they call you when they want you to carry their shopping bags but they'll never take you out behind the gym. Cute is for losers!

[asano_san]

They don't take him out behind the gym because they're in college!

[inthejunk]

...That doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make sense!

[asano_san]

You think it's bad just hearing about it now. Try living with it every day!

[inthejunk]

...You know you're the one who invited that guy, right?

[asano_san]

I meant back home.

[inthejunk]

Well why did you hang out with him there? Don't tell me you thought it might rub off?

[asano_san]

No. My luck with girls probably would have been better if he wasn't there to steal all the attention.

I don't know. He's just my friend.

[inthejunk]

...I guess I can understand that.

[Maybe a little too well.]

[asano_san]

So I guess I'm stuck with him.

[And it's not like he has a lot of other friend options.]

[inthejunk]

It's better than not being stuck with him.

[Hey! Rude.]

[asano_san]

We put up with each other.

[Yeah, he said it...thought it...whatever!]

[inthejunk]

Hmm.

[on the bright side, now he's too bummed out to keep giving you crap.

On the other hand, maybe you should go live at that guy's place. OH WAIT.]

[asano_san]

[And now things feel awkwardly serious, so Keigo will be doing the manly repression thing he learned from Deadpool once upon a time and not reply.]

[inthejunk]

[Oh yeah? Well, Yosuke's a man too!

They'll just have to NEVER SPEAK AGAIN.]

[asano_san]

[This manly resolve will last until someone needs to know where the remote is.]

[inthejunk]

[You're on! And you're going down, dude.]

[asano_san]

[No homo?]

[inthejunk]

[What? EW. Dude. No! No homo. No homo!!

Jeez what's wrong with you...]

[asano_san]

[You're the one talking about "going down"!]

[inthejunk]

[It's an expression you jerk! People say that!]

[asano_san]

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[inthejunk]

[Hurry up and blink dude his eyes are staring to burn...]