[Video]

[asano_san]

[During his time in Siren's Port, Keigo has come to the network crying over various slights both real and imagined, been coerced through blackmail and magical Halloween costumes into declaring horribly embarrassing things, and spent more time shouting into his NV than is generally advisable.

But today - today is a good day!]

Guess what? I have a date!

[A slight pause.]

With a girl!

[Another slight pause.]

My age!

[He waits for the congratulations to come pouring in.]

((OOC: Date and girl are real, but NPC, because nobody really wants to subject their character to a romance with Keigo. Disbelief, however, is expected and highly welcome.))

Comments

[asano_san]

[This manly resolve will last until someone needs to know where the remote is.]

[inthejunk]

[You're on! And you're going down, dude.]

[asano_san]

[No homo?]

[inthejunk]

[What? EW. Dude. No! No homo. No homo!!

Jeez what's wrong with you...]

[asano_san]

[You're the one talking about "going down"!]

[inthejunk]

[It's an expression you jerk! People say that!]

[asano_san]

[]

[inthejunk]

[Hurry up and blink dude his eyes are staring to burn...]

[asano_san]

[]

[inthejunk]

[Blink you jerk, blink!]

[asano_san]

[Icon.

(This didn't really happen, but I can't resist.)]

[inthejunk]

[(You always have to make it worse.)]