[Video]

[asano_san]

[During his time in Siren's Port, Keigo has come to the network crying over various slights both real and imagined, been coerced through blackmail and magical Halloween costumes into declaring horribly embarrassing things, and spent more time shouting into his NV than is generally advisable.

But today - today is a good day!]

Guess what? I have a date!

[A slight pause.]

With a girl!

[Another slight pause.]

My age!

[He waits for the congratulations to come pouring in.]

((OOC: Date and girl are real, but NPC, because nobody really wants to subject their character to a romance with Keigo. Disbelief, however, is expected and highly welcome.))

Comments

[asano_san]

I still don't want to be called a lady!

[circumsutus]

That's the part you focus on?

[asano_san]

Well, you can stop calling me a lady and then you can say you didn't mean it when you thought I went out with old men.

[circumsutus]

Do you?

[asano_san]

NO! I've never had anything to do with old men!

[circumsutus]

Are you sure?

[asano_san]

That's not something you forget!

[circumsutus]

Then why are you so quick to boast that you got a date with a girl your own age?

[asano_san]

There were some...things.

That happened.

[circumsutus]

With older men.

[asano_san]

NO!

[He's going to stick with older men, isn't he, unless he gets another answer?]

It was older women. Something went wrong with the Halloween costumes and I was a wolf.

[circumsutus]

A wolf who went after older women.

[asano_san]

It's a story! With grandma!

[circumsutus]

You went after grandmothers.

[asano_san]

I didn't realize they were grandmothers when it was happening!

[circumsutus]

Are you sure about that?

[asano_san]

I posted pictures to the network thinking they were hotties.

[circumsutus]

[BRB LOOKING FOR THESE PICTURES]

[asano_san]

((Keigo would never help, but I will.))

[circumsutus]

[DOCTOR FRANKEN STEIN IS VICTORIOUS.

And sending one of those pictures back at Keigo.]

[asano_san]

It was the costume!

[circumsutus]

[Here how about her?]

Was it?

[asano_san]

[Stop staring at her mouth. Stop staring at her mouth.]

Yes! I want someone my age, maybe a little older. Not someone old enough to be my grandma. Or even old enough to be my mom!

[circumsutus]

Well in that case it's certainly a good thing that you managed to find yourself a date.

[asano_san]

But do you understand now why I had to say it like that?