[Video]

[asano_san]

[During his time in Siren's Port, Keigo has come to the network crying over various slights both real and imagined, been coerced through blackmail and magical Halloween costumes into declaring horribly embarrassing things, and spent more time shouting into his NV than is generally advisable.

But today - today is a good day!]

Guess what? I have a date!

[A slight pause.]

With a girl!

[Another slight pause.]

My age!

[He waits for the congratulations to come pouring in.]

((OOC: Date and girl are real, but NPC, because nobody really wants to subject their character to a romance with Keigo. Disbelief, however, is expected and highly welcome.))

Comments

[asano_san]

No! So I was saying it before they had a chance to bring it up!

[circumsutus]

I would have never asked if you hadn't brought it up.

[asano_san]

Maybe it wasn't the best plan.

[circumsutus]

No, it wasn't.

[asano_san]

It's not like I can take it back! Now you're just rubbing it in.

[circumsutus]

Would you rather I ignore it?

[asano_san]

Yes!

[circumsutus]

You shouldn't have made the post if you wanted it ignored.

[asano_san]

I didn't say I wanted everything ignored.

[circumsutus]

Just the embarrassing parts?

[asano_san]

Exactly!

[circumsutus]

That's not how life works.

[asano_san]

Life never works how it's supposed to for me anyway. Why can't it be in a good way for once?

[circumsutus]

Maybe you shouldn't set yourself up for failure.

[asano_san]

My whole life is failure!

[circumsutus]

In that case, you should be used to it.

[asano_san]

[Sorry Stein, you don't get a reply to that. Keigo is too filled with sadness and despair.]

[circumsutus]

[Music to his ears.]