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[asano_san]

[During his time in Siren's Port, Keigo has come to the network crying over various slights both real and imagined, been coerced through blackmail and magical Halloween costumes into declaring horribly embarrassing things, and spent more time shouting into his NV than is generally advisable.

But today - today is a good day!]

Guess what? I have a date!

[A slight pause.]

With a girl!

[Another slight pause.]

My age!

[He waits for the congratulations to come pouring in.]

((OOC: Date and girl are real, but NPC, because nobody really wants to subject their character to a romance with Keigo. Disbelief, however, is expected and highly welcome.))

Comments

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[asano_san]

Thanks.

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[oujomerchant]

But of course! However if you find that you've changed your mind, I could help you out.

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[asano_san]

Help me out with what?

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[oujomerchant]

Coming to terms with your attraction toward Soma, of course.

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[asano_san]

I didn't say that!

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[oujomerchant]

I understand. It will be our little secret.

[Alouette winks.]

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[asano_san]

No it won't!

[Why is she winking?!]

Because it doesn't exist!

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[oujomerchant]

Please do not make me repeat myself, Eggo, I get it.

Well then, I had best be on my way, I have work to do. Au revoir!

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[asano_san]