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[asano_san]

[During his time in Siren's Port, Keigo has come to the network crying over various slights both real and imagined, been coerced through blackmail and magical Halloween costumes into declaring horribly embarrassing things, and spent more time shouting into his NV than is generally advisable.

But today - today is a good day!]

Guess what? I have a date!

[A slight pause.]

With a girl!

[Another slight pause.]

My age!

[He waits for the congratulations to come pouring in.]

((OOC: Date and girl are real, but NPC, because nobody really wants to subject their character to a romance with Keigo. Disbelief, however, is expected and highly welcome.))

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[asano_san]

I don't. I know my friends.

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[oedipus_complexxx]

what does that mean?

[She's ugly. Really, really ugly.]

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[asano_san]

It means I can give her enough reasons to decide she doesn't like me on my own. I don't need your help!

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[oedipus_complexxx]

no no you don't

[Hiiiideous.

Maybe she isn't even a girl.]

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[asano_san]

Maybe you'll never get to meet her! I'll keep her all to myself.

[Yes, she is! Didn't you hear the clarification?!]

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[oedipus_complexxx]

is that meant to be an insult?

[DIdn't hear how pretty she isn't though!]

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[asano_san]

Maybe.

And maybe once I have a girlfriend, you'll see what it's like not to have me around all the time and miss me and appreciate me more!

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[oedipus_complexxx]

do you promise?

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[asano_san]

Promise?

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[oedipus_complexxx]

that you wont be around all the time

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[asano_san]

You only say things like that to make me feel bad, don't you?

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[oedipus_complexxx]

it'll be good for you to get out sometimes

asano-san

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[asano_san]

Now I know you're doing it!

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[oedipus_complexxx]

do what?

encourage you to have a life?

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[asano_san]

Laughing at me!

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[oedipus_complexxx]

im not laughing

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[asano_san]

Maybe not out loud, but I know you are!

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[oedipus_complexxx]

not at all

im very happy for you

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[asano_san]

What makes you the most happy about it?

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[oedipus_complexxx]

what?

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[asano_san]

What is it about me having a date that fills you with the most joy.

[Because he still doesn't buy it!]

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[oedipus_complexxx]

the fact that you have a date?

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[asano_san]

But why do you even care?

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[oedipus_complexxx]

because you're my friend?

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[asano_san]

Not like you act like it most of the time.