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[asano_san]

[During his time in Siren's Port, Keigo has come to the network crying over various slights both real and imagined, been coerced through blackmail and magical Halloween costumes into declaring horribly embarrassing things, and spent more time shouting into his NV than is generally advisable.

But today - today is a good day!]

Guess what? I have a date!

[A slight pause.]

With a girl!

[Another slight pause.]

My age!

[He waits for the congratulations to come pouring in.]

((OOC: Date and girl are real, but NPC, because nobody really wants to subject their character to a romance with Keigo. Disbelief, however, is expected and highly welcome.))

Comments

[inthejunk]

...Since when?

[Hey, look. Yosuke's feeling better again. And he's here to give you crap about this.]

[asano_san]

[This isn't congratulations.]

Since I went to Ichigo's Valentine's Day dance at school!

[inthejunk]

When I was busy dying of toxicity you were meeting a girl?

[RUDE. But still better than that smelly kid you brought home and tried to sneak around with.]

So who is she? Do I know her? Is she cute?

[asano_san]

You didn't die, did you?

And why do you want to know? Are you going to try to steal her from me?!

[inthejunk]

Dude. I already have a-

[Except...not really. There's Lisbeth-san, and there's Nill. And maybe sort of kind of Eponine. Only, none of them actually count. Damn.]

Anyway, don't be stupid. If you're her type she'd never go for me.

[asano_san]

Why, because her taste in men is too good?

[inthejunk]

[Snort.]

That's one way to look at it.

[asano_san]

I know what you were trying to say!

[inthejunk]

Not unless you're getting weird powers from things again.

[asano_san]

I don't want the power to read your mind for real.

[inthejunk]

And I don't want you in my thoughts either! Lets agree to never do that, actually.

[asano_san]

And you should stay out of my head, too! If you ever could.

[inthejunk]

...Yeah. I think you're right.

[asano_san]

So we're agreed! No mind eavesdropping.

[inthejunk]

Done.

[asano_san]

[What were they talking about again?

Oh right.]

That still doesn't get you off the hook! I know you were trying to say any girl who would go out with me is a loser!

[inthejunk]

That's not true. I'm just saying she must be interested in the really loud type.

[asano_san]

I'm not always loud.

[inthejunk]

That's what you think. Even in your sleep you're noisy.

[asano_san]

What kind of noises do I make in my sleep?

[inthejunk]

Maybe it's best if you don't know.

[asano_san]

You're just trying to me with me, aren't you?

[inthejunk]

[Maybe.]

Do you really want me to say it where everyone can hear?

Wow, that was supposed to say "mess with me" wtf?

[asano_san]

I don't have anything to be ashamed of!

[Calling your bluff!]

It's cool I figured

[inthejunk]

How'd you think I knew about the smelly kid?

[Double bluff!]