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[During his time in Siren's Port, Keigo has come to the network crying over various slights both real and imagined, been coerced through blackmail and magical Halloween costumes into declaring horribly embarrassing things, and spent more time shouting into his NV than is generally advisable.

But today - today is a good day!]

Guess what? I have a date!

[A slight pause.]

With a girl!

[Another slight pause.]

My age!

[He waits for the congratulations to come pouring in.]

((OOC: Date and girl are real, but NPC, because nobody really wants to subject their character to a romance with Keigo. Disbelief, however, is expected and highly welcome.))

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... a real one?

Yes!

Why would you ask that?

Because it's you, this kinda thing doesn't ever happen.

Maybe it's finally my chance!

Look, Keigo, not having a girlfriend isn't what makes you weird you know. You don't have to make one up.

What is it that makes me weird?

Do you want a list?

I'm not making her up.

Well it wouldn't be the most pathetic thing you've ever done, let's be real here.

If she actually exists then who is she?

What else-!

[Actually, no. No, he doesn't want the list for that either.]

Her name's Dawn. I met her at your school dance.

[A wise decision.]

There's three on the cheerleading team alone. Be more specific.

You think I could get a cheerleader?

...Keigo I think the gerbil in the biology department's got more of a chance with a cheerleader than you do.

Oh geez Dawn who? There are Dawns who aren't cheerleaders.

I don't know her last name. Besides, I don't even know if she goes to your school. I think she might have been there because of a friend, like me.

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