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[asano_san]

[During his time in Siren's Port, Keigo has come to the network crying over various slights both real and imagined, been coerced through blackmail and magical Halloween costumes into declaring horribly embarrassing things, and spent more time shouting into his NV than is generally advisable.

But today - today is a good day!]

Guess what? I have a date!

[A slight pause.]

With a girl!

[Another slight pause.]

My age!

[He waits for the congratulations to come pouring in.]

((OOC: Date and girl are real, but NPC, because nobody really wants to subject their character to a romance with Keigo. Disbelief, however, is expected and highly welcome.))

Comments

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[oujomerchant]

Hmmmn? You were not there when boys were suddenly girls? Surely you must have! Alois was one, and he was very cute! I am certain Prince Soma was exceptionally lovely.

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[asano_san]

I remember that. I got to see-!

[He realizes just in time that Alouette most likely won't appreciate his excitement over his first in-person boob sighting.]

Soma was helping me learn how to talk to girls. I wouldn't go out with him if he was one!

[Although now, he can't get the image of a lovely dark-skinned lady out of his head, except sometimes it shifts back to normal Prince Soma and dammit, getting a girl to go out with him was supposed to be proof he was over that kind of thing!]

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[oujomerchant]

[Alouette seems a little confused by Keigo cutting himself off.]

.. More girls than usual, yes, yes, we all did. However I am not so sure you would not, hee hee.

You just said you would take what you could get, non? Besides, what young man would not want an determined, exotic, and wealthy beauty as a girlfriend? With a servant even!

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[asano_san]

I don't want to think about it!

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[oujomerchant]

Oh? You mean you do not want to think of an attractive, brown-skinned teenage beauty, adorn in luxurious but form-fitting robes tugging you by the arm with her soft hands and begging to go to the movies with her enchanting, chestnut eyes and full-lipped pout?

How unexpected!

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[asano_san]

[That wasn't a whimper. Not at all.]

I don't want to think of Soma like that.

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[oujomerchant]

Oh, I see. My apologies.

[The seed.. HAS BEEN PLANTED.]

Well good luck with your girlfriend thing!

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[asano_san]

Thanks.

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[oujomerchant]

But of course! However if you find that you've changed your mind, I could help you out.

[video]

[asano_san]

Help me out with what?

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[oujomerchant]

Coming to terms with your attraction toward Soma, of course.

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[asano_san]

I didn't say that!

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[oujomerchant]

I understand. It will be our little secret.

[Alouette winks.]

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[asano_san]

No it won't!

[Why is she winking?!]

Because it doesn't exist!

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[oujomerchant]

Please do not make me repeat myself, Eggo, I get it.

Well then, I had best be on my way, I have work to do. Au revoir!

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[asano_san]