news feed; Tuesday, June 19th 2012
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Tuesday, June 19th 2012
Weather Cloudy with patchy sunny periods. A few scattered showers possible. Citizens are advised to avoid shadowed areas, and are advised to stay indoors behind proofing. Because of overcast skies, monsters may be a bit bolder in venturing out. High 17°C and a low of 11°C (63deg;F/52°F)
Current Moon Phase: New Moon
Morning sirens go off at 5:11am, and evening sirens are at 9:16pm.
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- As the afternoon darkness spreads across sectors, a young boy by the name of Barnie Weimer was attacked by the darkness shadows on his way home from school with his father, Barry Weimer, today-- both were unharmed thanks to a "big white dog" says Barnie. It instantly came rushing in front of them and fought the monster off.
- SPFD Firefighters were in for a yowling, nasty surprise yesterday after an emergency call was made to take a stuck cat down from a tree. Upon arriving on the scene and attempting to retrieve the cat, volunteer ladderman Lamar Aziza reported that the creature “resembled the mangiest, foulest housecat I’ve ever seen, with a bloated stomach. It turned and hissed at us. That’s when I knew we were up s***’s creek.”
The belly of the beast exploded, erupting in a large litter of fierce, hairless and bony clawed cats, which chased the squad up and down the park, latching on with tiny claws and teeth and refusing to let go. Five firefighters were sent to Skye Medical Center for minor injuries, where they were tested for rabies. Later, an eyewitness made a call to the firehouse, identifying the creature.
“Those are rotguts. Some of the most common things you see outside at night. We get one mother that prowls under our porch almost every night, same routine. My wife and I have to use earplugs to get any sleep.”
- Another strange case of people turning into darkness monsters came from AGI club Roman Delight, a themed bath house popular for Hawthorne University toga parties. According to eyewitness reports, one of the swimming frat boys suddenly “turned into something like- a swamp thing. Like a creature from the black lagoon! His hair became slimy like seaweed and the whole pool turned brown and murky.” Two underaged partygoers were drowned, as others scrambled to flee the baths. Club security noted that Roman Delight has never failed a darkness proofing inspection, and management was unavailable for comment, but suspects foul play in the wake of a similar incident at Club 24.
[Falling Shadows event is still on, withDetails Here!!]
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Weather Cloudy with patchy sunny periods. A few scattered showers possible. Citizens are advised to avoid shadowed areas, and are advised to stay indoors behind proofing. Because of overcast skies, monsters may be a bit bolder in venturing out. High 17°C and a low of 11°C (63deg;F/52°F)
Current Moon Phase: New Moon
Morning sirens go off at 5:11am, and evening sirens are at 9:16pm.
News & Advertisements
- As the afternoon darkness spreads across sectors, a young boy by the name of Barnie Weimer was attacked by the darkness shadows on his way home from school with his father, Barry Weimer, today-- both were unharmed thanks to a "big white dog" says Barnie. It instantly came rushing in front of them and fought the monster off.
- SPFD Firefighters were in for a yowling, nasty surprise yesterday after an emergency call was made to take a stuck cat down from a tree. Upon arriving on the scene and attempting to retrieve the cat, volunteer ladderman Lamar Aziza reported that the creature “resembled the mangiest, foulest housecat I’ve ever seen, with a bloated stomach. It turned and hissed at us. That’s when I knew we were up s***’s creek.”
The belly of the beast exploded, erupting in a large litter of fierce, hairless and bony clawed cats, which chased the squad up and down the park, latching on with tiny claws and teeth and refusing to let go. Five firefighters were sent to Skye Medical Center for minor injuries, where they were tested for rabies. Later, an eyewitness made a call to the firehouse, identifying the creature.
“Those are rotguts. Some of the most common things you see outside at night. We get one mother that prowls under our porch almost every night, same routine. My wife and I have to use earplugs to get any sleep.”
- Another strange case of people turning into darkness monsters came from AGI club Roman Delight, a themed bath house popular for Hawthorne University toga parties. According to eyewitness reports, one of the swimming frat boys suddenly “turned into something like- a swamp thing. Like a creature from the black lagoon! His hair became slimy like seaweed and the whole pool turned brown and murky.” Two underaged partygoers were drowned, as others scrambled to flee the baths. Club security noted that Roman Delight has never failed a darkness proofing inspection, and management was unavailable for comment, but suspects foul play in the wake of a similar incident at Club 24.
[Falling Shadows event is still on, withDetails Here!!]
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