Friday, March 16th 2012Weather Mostly cloudy with a few evening showers possible.Windy at times. Rain developing before dawn. High 8°C and a low of 4°C (46deg;F/39°F)
Current Moon Phase: Last Quarter
Morning sirens go off at 7:24am, and evening sirens are at 7:17 pm.
News & Advertisements- AGI’s
AfterSirens Morning Show, the top-rated media network talk show, is seeking two unknown and inventive chefs to feature on tomorrow’s St. Patty’s Day extravaganza,
Spud Secrets Segment. Please submit a 5 minute demo video of any recipe containing
potatoes to our webmaster by 2pm today. We will give you a ring if you and your demo are camera ready for tomorrow morning’s live taping!
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Mass Hysteria at the McKinley Zoo Reptile Hall occurred early this morning, when a sonic screamer among a group of schoolchildren was pushed by a classmate and proceeded to howl at a resonance which shattered the thick glass, disturbing the released snakes and lizards. A distraught keeper, Mr. Jackson, having only recaptured 100 of the Zoo’s 200+ collection, uneasily told news crews that it “Looks like someone may have to step in for St. Patrick before the end of the day, and round up all these
[explicative edited] snakes!”
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