news feed; Saturday, July 28th 2012

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Saturday, July 28th 2012

Weather Cloudy. Becoming a mix of cloud and sun. Slight chance of a shower. High 25°C and a low of 13°C (77deg;F 55°F)

Current Moon Phase: Waxing Gibbous

Morning sirens go off at 5:45am, and evening sirens are at 8:52pm.

News & Advertisements

- Two mid-level SERO and AGI telecommunications department managers, both asked to leave Marty’s Bar & Grille in Sector 3 thursday evening after getting into a near-violent argument between booths, reported to the police yesterday morning claiming they’d woken up in one another’s skins. Mrs. Eagden, wife of George Eagden of SERO, claimed she knew immediately that something was up because “my husband is never up for spooning in the morning.”

Further questioning confirmed that the two had indeed spontaneously switched bodies overnight, both parties remain cross and baffled as to how, or how to reverse the phenomenon. Julius DiFranco, now stuck with Mr. Eagden’s appearance, told reporters this morning that he’d like nothing more than “to wipe this ugly SERO mug off my face, and get back to my life.”

Eagden’s teenage daughter Melanie (14) also told press that this impromptu Dad Swap is “Totally gross, unamusing” and “Probably some new AGI reality show we never signed up for.”

The company has promised the Eadgens a full medical investigation, though DiFranco is putting up some resistance and staunchly refusing to let a rival corporation have a poke at him, even in some other guy’s shoes.


-The Dog Days of Summer Are Here! And Caregood Pound would like to remind pet owners to be sure their animals are given sufficient water when left out in the yard during the day. Hundreds of animals are taken away from their owners every year for neglect. If you are interested in adopting a furry friend, stop by the Sector 4 animal shelter today!

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[ News Notification Thread]

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[akirameru]

[it's been something shy of a month before a certain kid finally gets around to gracing the network with his presence– though, judging by the tone of his voice, he sounds about as bored as a pile of bricks.]

[but Vanitas is as good as concealing his true intentions as the helmet he keeps on his head is good at concealing his features. he's had a fascinating week, and he's even got the paperwork to show for it.]

It's kind of funny how much you can learn about all sorts of different people just by making a change of face. [there is the sound of him shuffling the aforementioned paperwork.]

Question for you all, though. Let's say you learned a secret– a really important, really personal secret. And let's say it's a secret about someone you hate with every fiber of your being.

What would you do with it? Would it depend on what the secret is?

I'm all ears.

( Private to His Most Esteemed Baldiness, aka Master Xehanort. )

Third Snowfall: [video]

[towerlocked]

[already the video looks much clearer and focused since the last time she's used this. She's learning, but may be holding it a bit too close]

I believe I am growing accustomed to my new surroundings. This is thanks in large part to the guidance of others who also live here. I thank you all for that.

I will do my part in living in this world for as long as I must. Please let me know if I can repay your kindness in small chores.

voice ]

[blondejokes]

What is a 'dirty European'?

I asked this woman if there were any public bath houses here the other day and she called me that. It's an insult, obviously, but I don't understand it.

Anyway, are there any here? [ A little pampering is in order. ]