news feed; Thursday, March 29th, 2012

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Thursday, March 29th 2012

Weather A few showers in the morning. Windy. High 9°C and a low of 5°C (48deg;F/41°F)

Current Moon Phase: Waxing Crescent

Morning sirens go off at 7:56am, and evening sirens are at 7:37pm


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-Mother Shrinkrays Toddler, Child Protective Services Appalled
Dr. Marie Youfsel (35), one of SERO’s top weapons laser engineers, is an excellent inventor but a horrible mother. Her three year old son was removed from her custody yesterday after reports that she had been shrinking her child down to fit comfortably inside her purse, sneaking her son into work instead of paying for daycare.

According to Billy Youfsel’s case worker, he stopped going to Day Care six months ago after throwing temper tantrums when his mother left him and was sent home several times for hitting other children. Neighbors say that Billy proved difficult with a long line of babysitters as well, and that taking him to work with her “was a desperate resort”. Her custody hearing is scheduled for Friday.

-Rude Parrot for Sale My teenage son has taught our Grey Macaw far too many obnoxious phrases, threats, and obscene pick up lines which are unacceptable in our household. We would like to secure her a new home for $600, half the price we paid for her. Will provide cage, a month’s supply of seed, and good luck with her foul mouth.
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[failedparenting]

[It's been a tough week for John, for a multitude of reasons, but for our purposes we're focusing on the fact that his friend and roommate up and disappeared. John's taking it as a sort of sign to finally move out of the starter apartments, and as soon as he sent his and Bobby's things to storage, he set out for a new apartment.

He's surprised he was able to find one so quick. The rent's fairly affordable, due to the proximity to sector 9, but he can't go all in by himself. Plus, he doesn't know ayone in town who needs a place to live.

Shit. Time to make friends.]

WANTED

-Looking for a roommate to split an apartment in northwest sector 4, a few blocks up from Baxter transit stop. Monthly rent even split, utilities not included and negotiable. Basic furnishing, no tv.

-Must be human, 28 or older, no gender preference. Company affiliated need not apply. No cats. Must be comfortable around a variety of weapons and disruptions at late hours. Must be able to mind your own buisness.

-Contact me if interested.