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[failedparenting]

[It's been a tough week for John, for a multitude of reasons, but for our purposes we're focusing on the fact that his friend and roommate up and disappeared. John's taking it as a sort of sign to finally move out of the starter apartments, and as soon as he sent his and Bobby's things to storage, he set out for a new apartment.

He's surprised he was able to find one so quick. The rent's fairly affordable, due to the proximity to sector 9, but he can't go all in by himself. Plus, he doesn't know ayone in town who needs a place to live.

Shit. Time to make friends.]

WANTED

-Looking for a roommate to split an apartment in northwest sector 4, a few blocks up from Baxter transit stop. Monthly rent even split, utilities not included and negotiable. Basic furnishing, no tv.

-Must be human, 28 or older, no gender preference. Company affiliated need not apply. No cats. Must be comfortable around a variety of weapons and disruptions at late hours. Must be able to mind your own buisness.

-Contact me if interested.

Comments

[Video]

[vw_coyote]

[Human only? Well, there goes her ever telling him that she's not fully human...]

You don't like cats?

[Yes, that's the important part.]

[Video]

[failedparenting]

[Keep the secret Mercy. Keep it to your grave.]

No, and they don't like me. I'm fine with it.

[Video]

[thelittlestbub]

You're... Sam's dad, right? If you ever wanna stop by for a beer, gimme a call.

[Because she takes care of her friends' family.]

[Video/shitty private]

[failedparenting]

[P a u s e.]

What do you know about Sam?

[Suspicious John is suspicious.]

[Video]

[ofthursday]

Limiting your choices to humans only will drastically lower your selection.

[Video]

[failedparenting]

That's helpful. Thanks.

[Video, private.]

[fridgetothefire]

I'm twenty-eight on my planet!

[Video, private.]

[failedparenting]

Really? You look about 15 to me.

[Jailbaaaaaaaaait.]

[video]

[shifting]

You sure a roommate is the right way to go with those qualifications? There're cheaper options.

[video]

[failedparenting]

Like what? Really, this is as good as I'm gonna get with what I make anyway.

[text]

[bigandbad]

How big are the disruptions?

Re: [text]

[failedparenting]

mostly coming and going at night and early morning.

Video

[the_dead_pool2]

Wow, you really sound like such a terrific roommate.

I'm not sure you could sound too much sketchier unless you didn't have an age preference.

Video

[failedparenting]

[You're wearing a fetish suit and calling him sketchy?]

How the hell is any of that sketchy?

[Text]

[integrity]

Racist.

[Text]

[failedparenting]

thought we weren't on speaking terms

[text]

[universaljanitor]

[He's not really interested, but this is... rather curious. So many stipulations, and that's without him taking into account the apparent love of weapons.]

What's your opinion on aliens, just out of curiosity.

Definitely agreeing with you on the cat issue. Although, I did meet one good one once. Absolutely brilliant driver, him.

Re: [text]

[failedparenting]

[Oh. Good question.]

i don't know. never met one

[voice]

[madvaporskillz]

How very unfortunate, to not want cats.

[voice]

[failedparenting]

Some people just hate cats.

Video

[circumsutus]

What's your smoking policy?

Video

[failedparenting]

I don't care, as long as you don't set anything on fire.

voice

[momchester]

There's no need to be racist.

voice

[failedparenting]

It's not racist.

video;

[paterelohim]

Seriously?

Re: video;

[failedparenting]

Something wrong, Chuck?

[arealwoman]

How many weapons?

[ Did she just break the 'mind your own business' part?

But she's kind of desperate at this point ]

[failedparenting]

A few.

[Yep, already violating his ground rules. Not looking too good for you.]