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[It's been a tough week for John, for a multitude of reasons, but for our purposes we're focusing on the fact that his friend and roommate up and disappeared. John's taking it as a sort of sign to finally move out of the starter apartments, and as soon as he sent his and Bobby's things to storage, he set out for a new apartment.

He's surprised he was able to find one so quick. The rent's fairly affordable, due to the proximity to sector 9, but he can't go all in by himself. Plus, he doesn't know ayone in town who needs a place to live.

Shit. Time to make friends.]

WANTED -Looking for a roommate to split an apartment in northwest sector 4, a few blocks up from Baxter transit stop. Monthly rent even split, utilities not included and negotiable. Basic furnishing, no tv. -Must be human, 28 or older, no gender preference. Company affiliated need not apply. No cats. Must be comfortable around a variety of weapons and disruptions at late hours. Must be able to mind your own buisness. -Contact me if interested.

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[Human only? Well, there goes her ever telling him that she's not fully human...]

You don't like cats?

[Yes, that's the important part.]

[Keep the secret Mercy. Keep it to your grave.]

No, and they don't like me. I'm fine with it.

[He'll find out eventually and probably end up Hunting her. She knows that. And mun is totally cool with it.]

Really? Medea likes everyone.

[Said cat jumps into Mercy's lap, rubbing her head under Mercy's chin.]

Hoping to find a room mate? Aren't you near Xavier's place?

[Hint: Yes.]

You're... Sam's dad, right? If you ever wanna stop by for a beer, gimme a call.

[Because she takes care of her friends' family.]

Everyone says that about their cat, and then they try to smother me to death. [He pauses.] But looking back on it, it makes sense coming from a serial killer's cats.

[There will always be a laundry list of things he hated about Tom. His cats are near the top.

John's face falls at that name. It's one of many he's been trying to put out of his head for weeks. The jackass.]

I don't know, and I could give a shit.

[Mercy can't help but laugh.]

Well, I'm not a serial killer. Of anything more than rabbits, anyway and that's just for dinner.

[Her head cocks to the side.]

I'm sensing a story you don't want to talk about...

Limiting your choices to humans only will drastically lower your selection.

[P a u s e.]

What do you know about Sam?

[Suspicious John is suspicious.]

That's helpful. Thanks.

[Here, now no one can break in. You're welcome.

However, confused girl is confused. She also looks exhausted.]

Umm, he's a friend, that's all. I... was just trying to be nice, dude.

I'm twenty-eight on my planet!

You sure a roommate is the right way to go with those qualifications? There're cheaper options.

How big are the disruptions?

Really? You look about 15 to me.

[Jailbaaaaaaaaait.]

[She's 16! But she definitely doesn't shout that indignantly, because that is totally immature.]

We probably have different length years or contradictory appearances at various developmental stages, obviously.

[Obviously.]

Wow, you really sound like such a terrific roommate.

I'm not sure you could sound too much sketchier unless you didn't have an age preference.

mostly coming and going at night and early morning.

Racist.

[You're wearing a fetish suit and calling him sketchy?]

How the hell is any of that sketchy?

[that's nothing.]

Do you mind a smoker?

thought we weren't on speaking terms

Like what? Really, this is as good as I'm gonna get with what I make anyway.

[This face while he tries to figure out if that was sarcasm.]

I'm not speaking to you. I'm texting. Also, I'm horrifically bored and I feel like pointing out your asinine discrimination will never get you a roommate worth keeping around. Consider this the popcorn.gif to your ridiculous forum post on the Internet.

But whatever. Myself, my manor, and my house full of attractive fallen angels will be surviving just fine without dirty icky humans tainting my carpets. Except the ones that I eat, obviously. Because I'm not human.

You see how that works.

not at all.

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