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[failedparenting]

[It's been a tough week for John, for a multitude of reasons, but for our purposes we're focusing on the fact that his friend and roommate up and disappeared. John's taking it as a sort of sign to finally move out of the starter apartments, and as soon as he sent his and Bobby's things to storage, he set out for a new apartment.

He's surprised he was able to find one so quick. The rent's fairly affordable, due to the proximity to sector 9, but he can't go all in by himself. Plus, he doesn't know ayone in town who needs a place to live.

Shit. Time to make friends.]

WANTED

-Looking for a roommate to split an apartment in northwest sector 4, a few blocks up from Baxter transit stop. Monthly rent even split, utilities not included and negotiable. Basic furnishing, no tv.

-Must be human, 28 or older, no gender preference. Company affiliated need not apply. No cats. Must be comfortable around a variety of weapons and disruptions at late hours. Must be able to mind your own buisness.

-Contact me if interested.

Comments

[arealwoman]

How many weapons?

[ Did she just break the 'mind your own business' part?

But she's kind of desperate at this point ]

[failedparenting]

A few.

[Yep, already violating his ground rules. Not looking too good for you.]

[arealwoman]

[ It's hard. She even has more questions but she's trying to hold them back ]

At least you can protect whoever yourself.

[failedparenting]

Right. You interested, or just asking questions?

[arealwoman]

Is there a chance you'll kill me in my sleep? [ DEALBREAKER ]