Monday, February 6th, 2012Morning Weather Partly cloudy, chance of light showers. High 7°C and a low of -2°C (44deg;F/28°F)
Current Moon Phase: Waxing Gibbous
Morning sirens go off at 7:36am, and evening sirens are at 5:17 pm.
News Updates-
Mothers Against Newcomers once again has a bone to pick with the Siren's Port Police Department for allowing newcomer police officers to stall the intersection at Fable Way and Winthers early in the morning of the 2nd. Instead of their usual picketing, MAN has been sending letters via the post office to SPPD headquarters, making their sentiments known. When the post office refused to send any more letters because “they were clogged up enough as it is”, MAN began sending some of its supporters with bins full of letters to drop them off to the police department. The SPPD has responded simply by placing a paper shredder on the information desk that reads, “Place all letters from MAN here.”
“How dare they treat us so flippantly,” Miss Bruckerhoff, a staunch supporter of MAN, angrily reported to press over a telephone interview. “They can't just let Newcomer scum get away with this! Officers of the law shouldn't be allowed to break the law, regardless of circumstance. And just because these men and women are newcomers most certainly does not excuse them, in fact, we were hardly expecting otherwise from them.” She also mentioned that psychiatric evaluations would not be enough, but that MAN advocates for strong fines or even demotions for those who were involved in the bizarre incidence on the 2nd.
SPPD officials do not seem to be worried, however, as they have refused to comment, and the infamous paper shredder can still be seen on the desk from yesterday morning.
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Independent bookstore Hollow Earth, known for housing the most comprehensive collection of conspiracy theory and anti-newcomer literature in Siren's Port, has recently announced it will no longer be carrying the publications of Tin Foil Hat Press, of which it is the largest distributor. "They were bought out by the man," said owner, Donald Garcia. "Tin Foil Hat Press used to be truly legit, but now they're just shills like everyone else. Something is going on and suddenly everyone's scared to write about it. Something big. Something with the newcomers, and the Core..."
A spokesperson for Tin Foil Hat Press provided this response: "Tin Foil Hat Press has always been and will continue to be the most trusted sources of controversial and supernatural news in the city. We are moving our publication in a new direction, focusing on online and direct-to-NV content."
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Stupefied Gold Dragon SightedA large gold dragon, the same one that appeared early January, have been spotted around the docks once more, this time on the ground and appear lethargic and unfocused. The few brave individuals that manage to overcome their fear to approach the dragon, to question its intention. The dragon's confusing replies varies from "Your calendar is very confusing. Is it Groundhog's Day again, or is it the sixth?" to "If you can be so kind as to tell Mister Gregory Young as to not throw flaming bottles at me again, I will be very grateful," to the most memorable: "I do not eat the flesh of sentient beings. Stop implying otherwise, it's quite rude."
When a van of SERO approaches, the dragon tries to walk away, but instead manages to block nearby traffic instead. When SERO officials try to approach the dragon, it merely snorted smoke at their direction, as a video uploaded the network showed. "Stop following me, you fools. At least when the Goodcare Pound followed me at the day of my arrival, they have honorable intentions."
The dragon manage to fly off instead toward the direction of the docks, only to dive underneath the water.
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