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Wednesday, September 12th 2012
Weather Mostly sunny with cloudy periods. High 19°C and a low of 9°C (66°F 48°F)
Current Moon Phase: Waning Crescent
Morning sirens go off at 6:50am, and evening sirens are at 7:26pm.
BREAKING NEWS
9:03 AM – Power outage in Sector 8 brings industrial sector to a screeching halt. Several traffic jams and two wrecks occur not too far from the processed foods plant.
9:06 AM – Power is restored to the Sector. The cause of the brief outage is unknown, and the Siren’s Port Power Company has yet to release a statement.
11:01 AM – The SPPD begins receiving an unusual volume of calls regarding strange behavior from electronic appliances across the city. One citizen claimed to be slapped in the face by their iPod’s earphones, while another claimed to have a soda machine start spitting cans at him.
1:17 PM – The traffic lights in Sectors 8, 9, 10, and 11 begin to flash any color except red, yellow, or green. The SPPD is called out to sort through and direct the mass confusion at several different intersections in Sector 8 to prevent severe injuries.
4:50 PM – The odd behavior of the traffic lights and other electronic appliances suddenly stops across the board. Reports are still coming in regarding the damages, but the worst of it is located in Sectors 8, 9, 10, and 11. No statement has been released as of yet by the SPPD.
Government Officials Deny Political Scheme
Elections may be months away, but sources say that the current government is getting an early start.
“We had nothing to do with that,” Public Relations Assistant, Eli Decker, told the press in a statement yesterday. “Yes, there was a man going around trying to shake everyone’s hand, but that was not us getting a head start on the elections.”
Multiple eyewitnesses reported seeing a man running around various sectors, trying to shake hands with everyone walking by.
“He was acting crazy, like he was high or something,” Terry Rogers, a veterinarian, told the press. “I’ve seen it before in animals, when they get bit by something, and they get an infection. I don’t blame everyone for not wanting to shake his hand.”
Others had a different opinion.
“I thought it was a lot of fun!” Carly Lewis, a college sophomore at Hawthorne University, met the man outside of a convenience store in sector four. “Sure, he looked like he wasn’t feel well, but I shook his hand and told him I’d vote for him, just because he seemed like he would be really interesting!”
This statement contradicts what PR relations told the press late Monday afternoon, but more people who met the man have come forward.
“He was a little rude, but I think he was in a hurry,” Ava Dodger said outside her apartment in sector three. “But he was trying to get everyone, I think, so I didn’t take up a lot of his time.”
There have been conflicted reports about the appearance of this man, but as there was no crime committed, the police have not been involved.
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Weather Mostly sunny with cloudy periods. High 19°C and a low of 9°C (66°F 48°F)
Current Moon Phase: Waning Crescent
Morning sirens go off at 6:50am, and evening sirens are at 7:26pm.
BREAKING NEWS
9:03 AM – Power outage in Sector 8 brings industrial sector to a screeching halt. Several traffic jams and two wrecks occur not too far from the processed foods plant.
9:06 AM – Power is restored to the Sector. The cause of the brief outage is unknown, and the Siren’s Port Power Company has yet to release a statement.
11:01 AM – The SPPD begins receiving an unusual volume of calls regarding strange behavior from electronic appliances across the city. One citizen claimed to be slapped in the face by their iPod’s earphones, while another claimed to have a soda machine start spitting cans at him.
1:17 PM – The traffic lights in Sectors 8, 9, 10, and 11 begin to flash any color except red, yellow, or green. The SPPD is called out to sort through and direct the mass confusion at several different intersections in Sector 8 to prevent severe injuries.
4:50 PM – The odd behavior of the traffic lights and other electronic appliances suddenly stops across the board. Reports are still coming in regarding the damages, but the worst of it is located in Sectors 8, 9, 10, and 11. No statement has been released as of yet by the SPPD.
Government Officials Deny Political Scheme
Elections may be months away, but sources say that the current government is getting an early start.
“We had nothing to do with that,” Public Relations Assistant, Eli Decker, told the press in a statement yesterday. “Yes, there was a man going around trying to shake everyone’s hand, but that was not us getting a head start on the elections.”
Multiple eyewitnesses reported seeing a man running around various sectors, trying to shake hands with everyone walking by.
“He was acting crazy, like he was high or something,” Terry Rogers, a veterinarian, told the press. “I’ve seen it before in animals, when they get bit by something, and they get an infection. I don’t blame everyone for not wanting to shake his hand.”
Others had a different opinion.
“I thought it was a lot of fun!” Carly Lewis, a college sophomore at Hawthorne University, met the man outside of a convenience store in sector four. “Sure, he looked like he wasn’t feel well, but I shook his hand and told him I’d vote for him, just because he seemed like he would be really interesting!”
This statement contradicts what PR relations told the press late Monday afternoon, but more people who met the man have come forward.
“He was a little rude, but I think he was in a hurry,” Ava Dodger said outside her apartment in sector three. “But he was trying to get everyone, I think, so I didn’t take up a lot of his time.”
There have been conflicted reports about the appearance of this man, but as there was no crime committed, the police have not been involved.
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