Monday, July 9th 2012[OOC: Sorry for the belated posting guys, this got put up on the mod journal last night by accident!]Weather Mostly sunny. Risk of a shower or thundershower. High 29°C and a low of 22°C (84deg;F/71°F)
Current Moon Phase: Waning Gibbous
Morning sirens go off at 5:22am, and evening sirens are at 9:13pm.
News & Advertisements- A new SERO invention is revolutionizing the office supplies market! The Patented PPHD:
Pocket Protector w/ Homing Device, will ensure your pens never go astray again! Just activate the protector and your personalized pens, no matter where they are, will take an interdimensional hop back to your pocket! No more misplacing your writing implements! Compatible with any SERO-brand refillable ink pens.
In a brief interview appearing on the news this morning, the absent-minded inventor demonstrates his product, explaining that the technology was developed by a Hillsdale graduate physicist, trying to mimic the ‘Pull’ of The Core. Experiments have only proven successful with small objects, such as writing pens. SERO plans to invest money from the sale of this product back into his grants to continue research in Core Physical Theory.
-A small SERO-funded lab has come forward to issue a bid for a lost chimera that escaped from their facilities last night. The creature is large and predatory, though the researchers believe he won't harm any civilians unless provoked. "He's very cooperative," Sarah Montgomery said in an interview. "He just was spooked by one of the other animals and broke away from his handler." The lab has been working on vaccinations and pharmaceuticals for mixed breeds of animals since 1962, and SERO began funding its facilities since 1980, when the lab faced closure.
The local humane society, however, urges that no one help the lab recover their lost property. "This creature deserves to be in the wild!" Oscar Lynns said this morning on Wake Up, Siren's Port. "These people have taken a beautiful animal from its natural habitat and are using it for experimentation! Leave it alone!" Others, still, urge authorities to be called so that it might be given to the local zoo, if not back to the lab itself. No one should approach the beast. If spotted, it is imperative that the authorities are alerted
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The Siren’s Port Sanguinarian Society is holding its
Semi-Annual High Tea at the Wyland Winery & Statue Gallery in Sector 5 this friday. Blood donors wanted, free refreshments and a valuable networking resource! Must test clean, contact our club concierge @ NV# 54-2611.
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