news feed; Sunday, June 10th 2012

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Sunday, June 10th 2012

Weather A mix of sun and cloud. Slight chance of a shower. High 22°C and a low of 19°C (72deg;F/66°F)

Current Moon Phase: Waning Gibbous

Morning sirens go off at 5:11am, and evening sirens are at 9:12pm.

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[mostbeautiful]

I'm out of the hospital now. It's good to be back at the apartment.

I'm sorry if I gave anyone a fright. I'll be resuming work by the middle of the week, because I'm not back on my feet fully yet. I'm starting back at the school, and I'll be returning to my private clients as I'm able to take on a larger work load.

My apologies.

Also, does anyone know how to get rid of mildew in a closet? I think mine is getting worse.

023 - [voice]

[deductives]

Firstly, to any members of the Church of Jonova possibly on this network, I would appreciate it if you were far more clever with your death threats. I hope whatever god supposedly resides there doesn't mind if I go about my daily business while it takes its sweet time preparing to smite me.

[Oh yes, Sherlock is perfectly healthy again, and just as sarcastic as ever.]

I wouldn't mind if it took out its wrath on that bloody reporter. The press is just as ravenous here as anywhere I've been. Good to know.

video.

[terrified]

[The picture turns on mid-movement; Crona is in the midst of swaying and stooping and coming to rest on the floor. Halfway to the ground is when Crona starts to speak.]

Everything is so complicated here... I never really thought about why I don't go outside a lot, but now I know for sure. It's just difficult.

[Whatever may have happened must have been pretty big, because Crona sounds genuinely anguished. What's more, that terrible haircut seems to be soaked... in fact, Crona looks wet in general.]

I went out to the grocery place, just to look for things, and Ragnarok found the lobsters. The ones that are alive. So then he had to try and touch them, and I got halfway in the tank, and those things pinch, you know? They move with creepy legs! They look like they want to hug you but that's definitely not it!

[That blew a little steam off. Crona droops, and drips, and has some success with curling into a bony ball.]

I read about the haunted house. [Sigh.] I want to go there. Doesn't that seem pleasant? If the souls are already out of their bodies and dead, isn't that okay? Well... I hope they're easier to deal with than alive things, at least.

[Sideways glance.]

A lobster, too, is easier when it's dead.