news feed; Tuesday, June 5th, 2012

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Tuesday, June 5th 2012

Weather Partly Sunny High 16°C and a low of 10°C (61deg;F/50°F)

Current Moon Phase: Full moon

Morning sirens go off at 5:12am, and evening sirens are at 9:09pm.

SERO To Continue Handout of Culpa Flu Cure Today

Starting at 6:00 AM, every Seronex pharmacy in the city will open its doors and citizens can pick up one dose of the cure with a photo ID, free of charge. Some assorted community centers and government buildings will also have stations available to pick up the cure (a list is provided attached to a link here.) There is a limit of one dose per person and anyone picking up vials of cure for more than one person will be thoroughly checked for birth certificates, identification cards and any other proof that can be provided.

"We are, of course, concerned about unscrupulous individuals trying to get away with more than their fair share of the cure," SERO representatives said in a press release. "We encourage everyone to come to a Seronex pharmacy or community center to receive their dose of the cure, free of charge. If anyone tries to charge you money for this important medicine, you are likely being scammed." It goes on to stress that doses of the cure procured through underhanded means may be tainted or even useless, and only doses handed out through Seronex or other official locations are guaranteed to work.

"Please be patient and wait your turn in line so that everyone can receive their medicine in an orderly fashion," says the announcement. "Thank you, and remember: the cure has been provided by the good people at SERO."

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[unluckyinlove]

[Jinx looks...pretty good, actually. Probably has something to do with her hair stylist, a trip to the spa, a chemical peel, and a pound of makeup. In your face, plague.]

Listen up, zombies. Now that we're no longer down with the sickness and we've got a full scale resurrection going on, I've got an announcement.

We chose a date. Friday, July 13th, Gabriel and I will be tying the sacrilegious knot. [A very big grin.] I'll be mailing out invitations this week and I need my entire Purgatory staff working this thing. If you're not there, you're fired. This is gonna be the most important day of my life, so your gift to me is not screwing it up.

On another note, I think some of my staff is dead dead. So, congratulations! Purgatory's hiring again. [Such a smooth and PC transition.] We're a cabaret nightclub looking for talent and servers. If I like you, you'll probably double as both.

Contact me if you're interested. For now, I'm gonna get back to wedding preparations.

[ voice ]

[hostage]

Hey - guys. Uh...

[A voice post from Jesse? Not his usual style. It sounds like he's outside and struggling to drag something.]

Can you believe there's like no cabs down by Sector 10? Like at all? What's the deal? Tried calling and they won't even come out this way. It's bananas.

So I just, uh -

[He sucks in sharply and stops moving. There's a thump, presumably as he leans against a wall.]

Any one of you guys a healer? Like a healer, not a doctor. I know, I know, it's gonna be dark soon. I'll pay you if you can just, like, get out here. Fast. Before dark. Please.

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[plushrumpus]

dave.
this is fair warning before i call the cops.
you dont want the goddamn cyberpunk mountie brigade up your ass now do you.
yeah thats what i thought.
yknow if it turns out your skinny ass got mindwiped dont sweat it okay.
shit happens all the time round these parts.
pretty sure amnesia is required by canadian law.
no more than half the returning population shall be allowed to retain any memory of previous inhabitation of the port.
says right here in the rules of canada on page something.
article whatever paragraph who gives a shit its not like anyone actually reads these goddamn things.
so lemme fill you in.
you have an apartment here.
me and feathery you got a sweet setup.
not as sweet as back in houston but hey that pad was tighter than a nuns asshole so theres still a lot of work to do before we can make this place into something truly worthy of being strider apartment two point oh.
and wed definitely get back on track with another pair of hands to help out.
not to mention this place is already like a goddamn family reunion.
mini me and rose and the teenage version of your mom are all here.
milf version still missing but i havent ruled out the possibility.
we also got saddled with a bunch of your dorky friends.
yknow except your girlfriend cause she went missing a few days ago too.
by the way yeah you and jade are practically common law married here.
congratulations a second time.
point is you arent alone out there.
if you are out there at all.
so stop being an asshole and come home already.