January 21st, 2013

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 [Even those who know her, might not recognize Prim when she comes on the screen tonight.

There's a yellow mask over her eyes, covered in feathers. It goes well with the feathered cape she's wearing, draped over her body like a cloak. Considering she hasn't designed the rest of her outfit, yet, it might be for the best.

Besides her, though, is an emergency med kit.]

Does anyone need healing? I can get anywhere, and I can treat most injuries if you need it. I'm not scared of going out in the dark, either. [She's terrified. But she's not going to admit that.]
hungryanhorny: (repeat that for me?)
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So. What's the strongest drink this city's got, anyhow?

[Faith puts her mug on the table as she talks, appropriately emptied of liquid.]

I mean, magic city like this? Gotta figure you for having some pretty strong drinks. Maybe something that could put me under the table. [Or a certain archangel she knows.]

Anyone wanna hit me with their best shot? Bet I could take it.
lovedbyflowers: (you so silly!)
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[Labrador laughs as the video turns on because the new plants he'd brought with Frau's money not long ago are coiled round him lovingly. This is nothing new to him though as this happens on a daily basis back home as well!]

Ahahaha~ That's ticklish! Now, now, children, quiet down a bit, Daddy has something important to do.

[And like good children, the plants leave him alone for a moment and he smiles brightly at the camera.]

Ah, good day, fellow residents of Siren's Port! I was wondering if anyone could help me. I arrived here not long ago so there are still many things I'm unfamiliar with. Anyway, I was informed that I would need to get a job here. Does anyone know how I should go about doing so or have any recommendations?

Frau says I should get a job in the agricultural district and that does sound interesting to me, but I want to know what other options there are. I'm a Bishop back home but I'm also a gardener, herbalist, healer and a bit of a chemist. I'd be most interested in any work that has to do with plants.

[Then he's distracted for a moment as he seems to hear something. He turns to the nearest potted plant.]

Mn? What is it, my child? Oh, I'll water you after I've finished this. Please be patient. [Did he just communicate with that plant?]

Sorry about that these children are quite a handful! Anyway, I would most appreciate any help on this matter. Thank you and may God bless you all.
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I have the last loaf of bread Peeta baked. It's wrapped in plastic, it should be good for awhile. If anyone wants it.

[ There's a small glottal sound, as if she's going to speak again, but she doesn't have the energy or the will to, really. So she stops. ]

PRIVATE ; MR. GOLD ;;

Do you have any time you might be able to spare?
phazeandblood: (YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING RIGHT?)
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[The NV shifts on to show a large furry creature kneeling down in front of it, trying to make sure it turned on properly.]

No. Fucking. Way. Egbert, if you don't take that back I'm kicking you out of my room and you can go watch your shitty movies by yourself. I'll put up with a lot of your retarded bullshit because I'm sure you've been hit on your head enough to cause substantial brain damage but not even a sledge hammer to the face can excuse you for being that delusional.

[The voice comes from behind him, and as Z is sure the NV is recording properly he grins and moves out of the way. The view is of a somewhat clean bedroom, the only mess being the pile of movies that the two teenage boys are sitting next to. John's back is to the NV and it appears Karkat's too busy looking personally offended and glaring to notice what Z is up to.]

What! Nicolas Cage is better than Will Smith, I am just being honest here. I'm sure you trolls would think so if you'd ever actually heard of him before you met us humans.

No. No a thousand fucking times over. From what I've seen by comparing human Will Smith to Troll Will Smith I'm pretty damned sure that human Nic Cage is just as god awful as Troll Nic Cage and he doesn't have shit on the beautiful art that is everything Will Smith touches.
Cut for length )
[Karkat scoffs and pauses, the light from the NV catching his eye as he finally realizes it's on.]

Z, what the hell-No, you know what? This is perfect. Hey assholes, any of you that know anything about movies or good cinema who do you think is better - Will Smith or Nicholas Cage? We'll put this shit up to a vote and see who's right.

[John pauses to turn around to see what Karkat's talking about and just grins and gives a wave when he sees it's recording.]

Nic Cage FTW!

[And just before the video cuts out, Karkat smacks him in the arm for trying to sway people's votes.]

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