[Video - backdated to afternoon and also open to action threads if someone goes looking for him]

[asano_san]

[There are three things that are notable about this post.

1. Keigo is looking frantic, even for him.

2. He has an impressive zit on the end of his nose.

3. The bit of background scenery showing behind his head looks like the point where a roof meets the sky.]

Guys?

GUYS?!

What's happening to me? I'm not supposed to fly!

news feed; Wednesday, December 19th 2012

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Wednesday, December 19th, 2012

Weather Windy with periods of wet snow, accumulations between 5-15cm expected Highs of 2°C and low of 0°C. (37°F / 32°)

Current Moon Phase: Waxing Crescent

Morning sirens go off at 9:08 am, and evening sirens are at 5:12pm.


Advertisements & News

- SERO Announces Brand New Home Defence System in Wake of Riots

After the recent riots in the Port's SERO strategically chose to release the first product from their mysterious new Aperture Science division.

The SERO-Aperture Science Sentry Turret advert was released onto television yesterday as an exciting new advancement in home security. Low-level sentience enables the turret to distinguish between friend and foe, reacting accordingly. A spokesman said:

"We're very excited about this new technology. The SERO sentry turret is programmed with some of the most advanced software known and can be customised to please every customer. We anticipate their effectiveness against hostiles, both from the Darkness and the mundane, will be a hit with our customers and the inventor has promised us much more to come."

SERO reports they have already had their first influx of orders to be ready in time for Christmas.

- The Winter Wonderland Carnival opens at the city fairgrounds tomorrow, and remains open from noon - 430pm till Dec. 30th. Just $15 admission for a day full of festive fun- delicious food, arts & crafts, games, live carolling and music, snow sculpture contests, and an ice palace maze! Enjoy the frosty weather while riding all your favorite fairgrounds rides and midway games!
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video

[psychopath]

I'm too old for this!

[has any of you heard a 24-year old man whine? because you're hearing one right now. Jack's wearing a newsboy cap and a jolly Christmas sweater, and he looks like he's in a tree of some sort.

Some might realize he's in the forest, in a tree that's fairly impossible to climb unless you're part monkey or something. He has a hand against a cheek, his nose is red, and he looks really miserable. Teenage-girl miserable. He lifts his hand and gingerly prods against a proud, majestic specimen of a pimple near his nose, and groans.]

I never got these before! Ugh. Does anyone know how to get rid of....this...without leaving a scar?

voice.

[faking]

Hello, hello. Well, obviously it's been Christmas decorating time for a while, now, and I've been doing my share. The main Christmas tree is my favorite yet, I think. I'm not done putting stuff on it... It's covered in strawberries and butterflies, though, and streamers, and the tree topper is koalas! It's not very traditional, this year, but that's because I took all of the angel decorations and put them in Sebastian's room. I thought they suited each other better. Ahhh, I need help with the rest of the house, though, so someone had better volunteer...

Anyway, show me your trees, too, will you? It doesn't matter what you consider the Christmas spirit to be, you've got to get into it. Sure, it's a little gaudy, but once a year isn't so bad, is it? And speaking of which, we'll be having a Christmas party soon, in just a few days. From what I know, Ciel would like to see such faces as Doctor Yumeno's and Miss Amy Sorel's, and I'm hoping my Lady Alouette will drop by, Yosuke too, and - [He laughs.] One Mister Crowley is welcome, also. And I know Ahiru wanted people over, probably just about everyone who loves her, which I'm sure will be enough to eat us out of house and home, for at least a little while. I look forward to Gil's exhausted face. Anyway! Obviously, if you work for Funtom, you're invited too. Oh, this is ridiculous, I don't know why everyone just doesn't come over, I don't think it'd make any difference. We'll have music and wine and maybe ice skating, I think I want ice skating. What do you think?

Ahhh, okay, invitations are out of the way. Hot coffee and paper snowflakes time. [Motormouth! Has he been having coffee already??? But he slows down and shuts up, now, at least.]

video;

[paterelohim]

[He doesn't know who saw Crowley outing him as God on the Network a couple weeks ago, or who saw him agree and admit it openly. But, you know, part of him kind of doesn't care. So there's that.

It's a simple video: Chuck sitting on his couch with a beautiful Christmas tree immediately in the background. It's decorated with blue lights and... what appears to be little bagels? It's topped with a star of David.]

So, guys, what are everyone's Christmas plans?

[He plucks a mini-bagel off the tree and bites into it, talking through his full mouth.]

I'm doing the Jewmas thing. I have to, right? I can't ignore my kid's birthday. It's rude.