sirenspull | October 2nd, 2012

October 2nd, 2012

Tuesday, October 2nd 2012

Weather A windy morning with clear and cloudy skies. Chance of evening showers and a blustery evening as a cold front moves in. High 15°C and a low of 5°C (59°F 41°F)

Current Moon Phase: Waning Gibbous

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[ News Notification Thread]

comeshonesty

[ it's definitely a woman in the nv, seated primly in a restaurant in a gray blouse and black pencil skirt. her short dark hair is pinned neatly back, body relaxed and unconcerned. when she lifts her eyes to find the nv, though, they're the same strange, familiar dark ones that death has always had in a human shape. ]

A neat bit of magic. [ as a woman, death's voice is higher than usual, but still even, deliberate, serene. ] Not something I'd normally indulge, but it's been literally ages since I've worn the female shape, so I suppose I was due for a change. It's rather nostalgic, really. As I recall, I created my Reapers while wearing a similar shape.

[ she lifts a cup, taking a sip of what looks like coffee, holding it between long hands as she lowers it again. ]

Though I suppose such a sudden change might be a bit of a concern for most of you. [ a cluck of her tongue. ] Ah well, you may as well enjoy it, really.

bondsoflove

Fess up.

[Whoever did it--since it's apparently widespread--will know what he's talking about. Not that it will slow him down; he just has to remember to adjust for an altered center of balance. But it is annoying, and if a dispel won't get rid of it and he can't see the source, he's going to have to interrogate the caster.]

akirameru

[honestly, Vanitas was far more offended to find his takeout leftovers turned into a box of candy corn last week than he is offended by whatever magic spell's gone awry this week — and the difference here is mostly because this week has brought about the panicking in droves. the sort of thing he could take advantage of, in other words.]

[it's all business as usual, over here.]

How many of you out there are smart enough to be considered scientists? Or doctors? I don't mean those of you who think you're pretty smart because you read a chemistry book once, I mean people who actually have the papers to back it up.

I'm looking for a lot of different information, so I really don't care what exactly it is you study.

[should one feel like opening a video feed to answer Vanitas' question, they'll catch him in a nondescript room he'd taken over for himself — probably a hotel room — with several certain monsters floating about.]

[and should he stand up to walk over to the NV to answer a call, one might notice that he's suddenly just as curvy as the hourglass Unversed around him.]

beltet

[ hi, port. have a rather petite, extremely flustered young man in girls' jeans and a loose, comfortable t-shirt (that he probably borrowed from someone). he has his arms crossed across his narrow chest and he's blushing.

belle is not exactly thrilled about waking up a boy this morning. ]

Um. I haven't been here long enough to really.. get used to this place, but.. is this normal? Where I'm from, people don't usually wake up the opposite gender.

[ he pauses, fidgeting, shifting from foot-to-foot. if anything, his blush is deepening the longer he's on the feed. ]

I-- I suppose I'm going to have to do a bit of shopping. It's not as if I can raid Gold's closet, he's far too tall.

[ and he's not sure if he can actually look rumpelstiltskin in the face right now, anyway. this is so embarrassing. ]

deathknellgrell

Hello, hello, hello! This is very important! Everyone STOP what you're doing and listen! There's no telling how ~long~ this will last, so I need to know:

[ Grell Sutcliff is bouncing (literally) in front of the screen. Like so many others in Siren's Port, he's experienced a change. ]

How do I get pregnant IMMEDIATELY?

[ Almost as an afterthought: ]

Oh - and I'll need a father, too! If there are any actual men left in this city. My MAN is MISSING something critical--

Grell Sutcliff!

[ The usual cold voice of William T. Spears comes out as a shriek! ]

hejhej

[She just stares at the screen, bewilderment etched onto her face. It's probably the first outward expression she's given the Port ever since she arrived.]

What the fuck is going on?