news feed; Wednesday, July 25th 2012
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Wednesday, July 25th 2012
Weather Mostly sunny and clear. High 22°C and a low of 14°C (72deg;F 57°F)
Current Moon Phase: Waxing Crescent
Morning sirens go off at 5:41am, and evening sirens are at 8:56pm.
News & Advertisements
- Sector 9 Sinkhole Balls-Deep in Budget Cuts
Following Monday’s heavy rains, a sinkhole five meters deep caved in suddenly at the intersection of Ford Road and Baxter Street in Sector 9. Governor Townshed announced in a harried press conference yesterday afternoon that the Sector's road repair budget, based on neighborhood property tax values, could not cover immediate repairs for the sinkhole. In response, local children have decided to keep it filled with water and have declared it their new public swimming pool. This morning, the top layer of the sink hole was mysteriously found covered in plastic ball pit spheres. No one in the local community is owning up to how they got there.
- New NV App a Troller’s Delight, Outraging Customers
A glitch in the newly developed add-on for AGI Tunez downloadable music sharing application allows anyone to anonymously send a song that will automatically play on a targeted nearby NV which has the same music player installed. Word about this bug spread fast among tech-savvy consumers overnight, as over 200 customers called the AGI tunes office yesterday to complain about being rickrolled, or their Netvice suddenly bursting into embarrassing song at inopportune moments. The company has already patched the glitch, but many are taking advantage of the opportunity to prank friends and strangers, refusing to install the update. AGI Tunez technical support has transferred all customer complaints to the company’s newcomer-run public relations division, Xino E. Mao.
- It’s Picnic Pork Ribs night at Pick n’ Chew’s BBQ! Buy one full rack with any two large sides, and get the 2nd free! Summer is the perfect time to try our succulent, fall-off-the-bone, slow-smoked ribs, available dry or with our award-winning sauce.
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Weather Mostly sunny and clear. High 22°C and a low of 14°C (72deg;F 57°F)
Current Moon Phase: Waxing Crescent
Morning sirens go off at 5:41am, and evening sirens are at 8:56pm.
News & Advertisements
- Sector 9 Sinkhole Balls-Deep in Budget Cuts
Following Monday’s heavy rains, a sinkhole five meters deep caved in suddenly at the intersection of Ford Road and Baxter Street in Sector 9. Governor Townshed announced in a harried press conference yesterday afternoon that the Sector's road repair budget, based on neighborhood property tax values, could not cover immediate repairs for the sinkhole. In response, local children have decided to keep it filled with water and have declared it their new public swimming pool. This morning, the top layer of the sink hole was mysteriously found covered in plastic ball pit spheres. No one in the local community is owning up to how they got there.
- New NV App a Troller’s Delight, Outraging Customers
A glitch in the newly developed add-on for AGI Tunez downloadable music sharing application allows anyone to anonymously send a song that will automatically play on a targeted nearby NV which has the same music player installed. Word about this bug spread fast among tech-savvy consumers overnight, as over 200 customers called the AGI tunes office yesterday to complain about being rickrolled, or their Netvice suddenly bursting into embarrassing song at inopportune moments. The company has already patched the glitch, but many are taking advantage of the opportunity to prank friends and strangers, refusing to install the update. AGI Tunez technical support has transferred all customer complaints to the company’s newcomer-run public relations division, Xino E. Mao.
- It’s Picnic Pork Ribs night at Pick n’ Chew’s BBQ! Buy one full rack with any two large sides, and get the 2nd free! Summer is the perfect time to try our succulent, fall-off-the-bone, slow-smoked ribs, available dry or with our award-winning sauce.
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